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ONly 3 items!!!!

Post by LuckyStrikes »

If you weres tudck on a desert Island for 3month, and you could only bring 3 tihngs, what wou0od you bring??

1 a jug of cornliquor or wht lightning
2 a ligter
3 cigaretes a carton to f them

cornliquor gets youdrunk with jus ta couple of sips, would lastat least a few weeks, a guj would.
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Post by Rowdydrunk79 »

A still
A sack of corn
And a copy of "Lord of the Flies" so I'll know how to get it right.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

a blowflex system (for the item below)
a young, legal girl
and plenty of booze and condoms (they qare one item)
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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Post by fdoosey »

OK:

1) A big-ass barrel of single malt.
2) 300 burritos.
3) a case of toilet paper.

I can fashion a cup from seashells or coconuts.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

fdoosey wrote: 3) a case of toilet paper.

I can fashion a cup from seashells or coconuts.
with no women, what sdoes it mat4eer what the ass smells kilke.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:
fdoosey wrote: 3) a case of toilet paper.

I can fashion a cup from seashells or coconuts.
with no women, what sdoes it mat4eer what the ass smells kilke.
Simple. I don't need to itch like crazy for three months. Sure, I'd bathe.

Well, OK, maybe you DO have a point. Let's change Number 3 to:

3) A big fookin' knife.

For killing fish and animals and natives. Then carving them up for eatin'!
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Post by Uncle Sal »

three deer.

they'll lead me to lucky's bottles.
need a woman be good to me... won't hide my whiskey try to serve me tea...

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Post by God of Chunder »

A shipping carton of Slim Jims (100 x 50 count boxes)
A shipping carton of Andy Capp Hot Fries (100 x Snak Pak size)
One barrique (25 cases) of Chenas (Beaujolais, but not the crappy type)
...I figure that the surf would take care of toilet paper duty, although that is a serious contender.

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

ther is ab ocaen right there. europeans discovered the (sounmds like) biday yeqars ago. the ocean is onr gigantib *(sounds ;like) biday. with no women, why bathe or wipe toyu ass or brushg you teeth or wear underwuer or..........

the list goer on and on
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

i dont want anyone ther for 3monts. they woudl drunk up m y liquor.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

LuckyStrikes wrote:i dont want anyone ther for 3monts. they woudl drunk up m y liquor.
not id you keep them tied to the cocdanut tree.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by LuckyStrikes »

theyd takle up rope. i could userope rope for something else. like hangin if they donn't rescue me.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

nobody said they wabt ne on there island and i'm deaoly offende. what the fuck is wronh thith you peoples yos woyuldn't want me for 3 montyhes? you are sicj frunkss.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by LuckyStrikes »

i woudl eat you fi you were iwth me for mor than 3mths.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

1) Booze.
2) Smokes.
3) Literature.

Actually, screw the desert island that is my usual shopping list anyway.
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