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Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:26 pm

A short wave with solar panels
PO box address on the island
A credit card
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Post by Drunk Injun » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:26 pm

A bunch of beer.
Some form of enteraiment, a book, a blond, a book about blonds ect
A fucking boat.
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.â€

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Post by massivedrunk » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:56 pm

beef jerky
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores » Tue Oct 07, 2003 9:15 pm

DrunkInjun wrote:A bunch of beer.
Some form of enteraiment, a book, a blond, a book about blonds ect
A fucking boat.
there you go. afine bb q in the making
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
colonel sanders

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by StoliGirl » Tue Oct 07, 2003 9:55 pm

A plane

A pilot


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Post by Jimmy&Guinney » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:41 pm

A copy of Ulysses, I could finally read the frigin thing

My guitar

3 month supply of IPA
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And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse

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Post by Chelsea40oz » Tue Oct 07, 2003 11:22 pm

No one said Coors Light! Everyone knows it makes booby girls come running from all directions, so it's like a free wish. But not really cos then you're stuck with the Coors Light.

Um, I just had a terrible afterthought about flotation devices.

You're out of your league, go back to your own village!

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Post by Savage » Wed Oct 08, 2003 6:44 am

Liquor, books, notebooks and pens
like tears in rain

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Post by LuckyStrikes » Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:18 am

I'm undrunk now. You can only bring 3 items!! 300 burritos!!! Some of you guys are cheating!! In my current undrunk state, I'd bring one pack of cigarettes, one jug of liquor and a book of matches.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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Post by Combat Rock » Wed Oct 08, 2003 8:16 am

hard booze, radio, smokes (I'd start again).

I would have said my music, but that would be like a thousand albums or some shit.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"

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Post by lazzy lester » Wed Oct 08, 2003 8:23 am


( cause u can eat them in many's a diff way & USE THEM 2 MAKE POTEEN!! U C I AM GIVEN THIS SOME SERIOUS THOUGHT... GAWD HELP MOI... )

Blues music

( not 2 fussy. I'm a big fan & all, but if i could any classic Delta or Chicago blues i'd b a happy bunny )


( well 1 doesn't know where 1 is gonna b, does 1? )

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Post by bottomsup » Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:44 pm

1. Booze
2. Smokes
3. Girl (that doesn't smoke or drink)
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
-Catherine Zandonella

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Post by Barca » Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:47 pm



Elijah Craig Single Barrell

I hope it's a deserted snow covered island....cuz i need ice.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson

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Post by Circling over Shannon » Wed Oct 08, 2003 4:42 pm

A machete (to cut wood, bushes ect.)
Spammer's Mom (incentive to get off the island)
1 bottle of vodka (courage for the above)

These ensure that i'll either get home or kill Spammer's Mom. A win win in my opinion

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Post by TARTANSPECIAL » Wed Oct 08, 2003 6:18 pm

What can i say? How about.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

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