ONly 3 items!!!!

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 6:42 pm

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:What can i say? How about.
Lucky
Savage
Chelsea
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dear god, TARTANSPECIAL! You would have to be good at making alcohol out of coconuts (or whatever local produce was available) quickly!!!

TARTANSPECIAL · Post by **TARTANSPECIAL** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 6:44 pm

Palinka wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:What can i say? How about.
Lucky
Savage
Chelsea
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dear god, TARTANSPECIAL! You would have to be good at making alcohol out of coconuts (or whatever local produce was available) quickly!!!

AHHHH but if they're bringing three items, i'll drink their booze :idea:

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 6:52 pm

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:AHHHH but if they're bringing three items, i'll drink their booze :idea:

Let me put it this way; if you were to do that, I wouldn't look forward to doing your post-mortem!

fdoosey · Post by **fdoosey** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:25 pm

Palinka wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:AHHHH but if they're bringing three items, i'll drink their booze :idea:
Let me put it this way; if you were to do that, I wouldn't look forward to doing your post-mortem!

Why? I doubt there'd be much left of him to post-mortem.

Dr. Palinka's Report: Yep, the fucker's dead. Oh well, more whisky for me!

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:28 pm

fdoosey wrote:
Palinka wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:AHHHH but if they're bringing three items, i'll drink their booze :idea:
Let me put it this way; if you were to do that, I wouldn't look forward to doing your post-mortem!
Why? I doubt there'd be much left of him to post-mortem.

Dr. Palinka's Report: Yep, the fucker's dead. Oh well, more whisky for me!

or even better, well thats a body, and im undrunk so do the math

DrunkenJackFlask · Post by **DrunkenJackFlask** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:39 pm

Jackie
Magaly
Rebecca

They haven't been willing to have sex with me yet, even when I've gotten 'em all liquored up. I'm figuring that three months of abstinence just might do the trick.

Bill · Post by **Bill** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:42 pm

If you need to get them drunk to bed them, maybe you should reconsider your choice of women, as they obviously don't understand exactly what they're missing and must be rather snooty.

Bill

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 6:38 am

1 LARGE bottle tequila

1 doner kebab

1 sick bag

JohnnyT · Post by **JohnnyT** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:16 pm

DrunkenJackFlask wrote:Jackie
Magaly
Rebecca

They haven't been willing to have sex with me yet, even when I've gotten 'em all liquored up. I'm figuring that three months of abstinence just might do the trick.

Have them over to your place for some absinthe....all three at once...