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tanqueray. an olf frinedn revisited

Post by deadpuppiesandwhores » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:02 pm

me and my old pal are giubg fir a walk. goung to get to know onr another again. lkater fine poeple that don't erfnat mne on their derrert is,alnd.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
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Post by LuckyStrikes » Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:03 pm

walk ing is good. have'nt had tanguery in a while. its' only tudesday.
i like popcurn.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores » Tue Oct 07, 2003 9:10 pm

i like popcourn and pertty pertty flowers
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
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Post by Generic Jug » Tue Oct 07, 2003 9:57 pm

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i like popcourn and pertty pertty flowers
For some reason this struck me as one of the funniest things I've ever read.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by Jimmy&Guinney » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:36 pm

Generic Jug wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i like popcourn and pertty pertty flowers
For some reason this struck me as one of the funniest things I've ever read.
It is pertty dern funny...
And they say her flower is faded now
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Post by Generic Jug » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:51 pm

Jimmy&Guinney wrote:
Generic Jug wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i like popcourn and pertty pertty flowers
For some reason this struck me as one of the funniest things I've ever read.
It is pertty dern funny...
I can just imagine DPAW prancing and twirling through a bright, endless field of poppies, singing "i like popcourn and pertty pertty flowers" in a high-pitched falsetto.
I've been here, I've been there, I've been everywhere...and your well still tastes like shoes. I'll take another.

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Post by Jimmy&Guinney » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:52 pm

Generic Jug wrote:
Jimmy&Guinney wrote:
Generic Jug wrote: For some reason this struck me as one of the funniest things I've ever read.
It is pertty dern funny...
I can just imagine DPAW prancing and twirling through a bright, endless field of poppies, singing "i like popcourn and pertty pertty flowers" in a high-pitched falsetto.
It's nice to hear other people thinking like me once in a while.
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Post by Cam L Toe » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:53 pm

Uh-oh! Not again...you said gin makes you very emotional. Get home safely!!
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Post by Chelsea40oz » Tue Oct 07, 2003 11:35 pm

DPAW, I think a surprise appearance by your ship would be most welcome. I'll remember to order a pallet of booze instead of just a case.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores » Wed Oct 08, 2003 6:02 pm

Chelsea40ozBondage! wrote:DPAW, I think a surprise appearance by your ship would be most welcome. I'll remember to order a pallet of booze instead of just a case.
i know its easy to do, but you have confused me
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
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Post by Chelsea40oz » Thu Oct 09, 2003 5:11 am

Three items... instead of using up a wish on a mere case of booze I'll take an entire pallet instead. So there's plenty to go around when you pay me a visit.

I said that in reference to your comment
kater fine poeple that don't erfnat mne on their derrert is,alnd.
Try as you might, you don't usually confuse me. :wink:
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores » Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:12 am

Jimmy&Guinney wrote: I can just imagine DPAW prancing and twirling through a bright, endless field of poppies, singing "i like popcourn and pertty pertty flowers" in a high-pitched falsetto.

It's nice to hear other people thinking like me once in a while.
why are you all picturing me dancing in fields of flowers? you are sick, sick,, sick, sick people. i just hope i am clothed in your twisted fantasies.

oh and chelsea, believe me, you do not want your smalll island invaded by 5000 drunk horny sailors. we can be very irritating.
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Post by fdoosey » Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:14 am

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote: oh and chelsea, believe me, you do not want your smalll island invaded by 5000 drunk horny sailors. we can be very irritating.
I'm sure as long as you all got to make Captain Mike Davis walk the plank or get keel-hauled, all would be forgiven.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores » Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:16 am

fdoosey wrote:
deadpuppiesandwhores wrote: oh and chelsea, believe me, you do not want your smalll island invaded by 5000 drunk horny sailors. we can be very irritating.
I'm sure as long as you all got to make Captain Mike Davis walk the plank or get keel-hauled, all would be forgiven.
i don't know what keel-hauled is, but it sounds like a fair suggestion.
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Post by fdoosey » Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:25 am

deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:i don't know what keel-hauled is, but it sounds like a fair suggestion.
Keel-hauling was an old Pirate punishment. Basically, you tied up the offending pirate, run the rope under the boat and up on the other side, making a loop, then pull one end, dragging the offender alongside the hull, scraping across the barnacles and whatnot, underwater, until he came up the other side.

Needless to say, the survival rate wasn't 100% on this. But that is a man's punishment!
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