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TARTANSPECIAL
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

Right i want a show of hands here.
How many of you looked at this, 'cause it was lucky and said nekkid??????
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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massivedrunk
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Post by massivedrunk »

i did, sorry to admit
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.
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LuckyStrikes
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

Don't tell anyone, but I'm Miss October in Playboy. No autographs...
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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Uncle Sal
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Post by Uncle Sal »

I for one was horribly dissapointed.
I thought me and Lady luck were going to share a moment... at bargin price.
I'll have to go to America to find an October Playboy.
What year? maybe I can order it online.
This thread was a terrible waste of bandwidth.
need a woman be good to me... won't hide my whiskey try to serve me tea...
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7calspergram
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Post by 7calspergram »

Hell, Sal, I'm sure one of us can send you a copy of it. In the new plastic wrapper of course. You want virgin material.
At 7 calories per gram, they STILL
won't list alcohol as an essential nutrient.
Pretty damned essential to me...
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Uncle Sal
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Post by Uncle Sal »

hell, I'll take it where I can get it.
but feeling lucky drives me to action.
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LuckyStrikes
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

Uncle Sal wrote:What year? maybe I can order it online.
This thread was a terrible waste of bandwidth.
The year was 1935, me and maw and paw were tired of apples, so I struck out... for the big city and the big lights. But alls I found were dingy apartments and men with cameras. The rest is history....
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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bottomsup
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Post by bottomsup »

MassiveDrunk wrote:i did, sorry to admit
me too
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
-Catherine Zandonella
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Uncle Sal
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Post by Uncle Sal »

hell, Lucky, I got an Apple
and you can call me Pa
till you're tired.
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Crystal
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Post by Crystal »

I wonder how many shoes she has now..
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
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GSG
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Post by GSG »

God, some of these names are a blast from the past. Where are Lucky, Tartan and Uncle Sal?
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin

"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk

WWDJFD?
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Crystal
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Post by Crystal »

Hanging with Combat Rock and Lagher Boy
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
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Manos
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Post by Manos »

Uncle Sal comes on every so often. Tartan Special shows up rarely. As far as Lucky, well, there are those who know and I'm not one of them.
[i:d657c50c8b]I'm not fucking Snow White!"[/i:d657c50c8b]
[b:d657c50c8b]Girlie[/b:d657c50c8b]

[i:d657c50c8b]Mu uncle's Canadian. He looks like he fell out of a tree.[/i:d657c50c8b]
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coqui_chris
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Post by coqui_chris »

GinSoakedGirl wrote:God, some of these names are a blast from the past. Where are Lucky, Tartan and Uncle Sal?
I got the story as to why Lucky's not around anymore.

But I wish Tartan and Uncle Sal would throw their two-cents in more often.
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Tipsy McStagger
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Post by Tipsy McStagger »

I miss Uncle Sal. I miss them all actually, but I really miss Uncle Sal.
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