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I just got back from lunch and I'm loaded...

Post by JohnnyT » Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:10 pm

Fortunately, I have no pressing issues this afternioon, but i'm back in the office abd I'mnot undrunk. DAnnmmit, I shold have waited till 5 , but now what do I do??

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Post by Combat Rock » Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:14 pm

You don't have a flask, do you?

Just don't breathe on anyone and don't say too much. Unless you always slurr at work and they are used to it (much like my last job).
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"

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Post by JohnnyT » Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:18 pm

no flask, but my door is closed and im not anserwingfthe phone. i only hav eto make it two more hours.

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Post by reposed » Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:31 pm

Thank you ohh wise sages. I want a drink so badly I am about to start running to the liqueur store in the adjacent strip. Today, I BUY A FLASK.

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Post by Captain Mullocked » Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:39 pm

Hey in the end you're still drunk so things are all right
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Post by JohnnyT » Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:44 pm

i'm amazed at how miuch tequikla i can hamme rdown in two hours. now its al kicking in , i gota get outta here...no way i'm sutinng un this office for two more hours...

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Post by Frankennietzsche » Wed Oct 08, 2003 10:00 pm

Always have chewing gum on hand,always!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Post by Uncle Sal » Wed Oct 08, 2003 10:02 pm

I can't believe that you posted that from work.
the deer are listening...
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Post by DrunkenJackFlask » Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:23 pm

They'll be onto you if you make too many trips to the bathroom. If you have an office with a door, close the door and pee in whatever empty container you can find.

And by all means, read the latest issue of MDM. "Juicing on the job" is an article that just might save your career!

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Post by Jimmy&Guinney » Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:52 pm

Yey! I didn't know there was a new mag. I only get it online, so I guess I'll have to wait. I know it's somewhere in Milwaukee, that's where I got first introduced to it, but haven't been able to find it since.
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Hard weather and hard booze
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Post by thirsty4beer » Thu Oct 09, 2003 6:41 am

i cant find the mag anywhere here in london.......can you get a subscription if you live outside the US?
mine's a pint

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Post by Combat Rock » Thu Oct 09, 2003 7:37 am

I just got into work and I'm loaded. I was smart enough to bring a flask, though.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"

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Post by fdoosey » Thu Oct 09, 2003 7:50 am

Combat Rock wrote:I just got into work and I'm loaded. I was smart enough to bring a flask, though.
Goddamned open container laws prevent that for me. Although if I put it in the trunk for the commute...
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Post by Combat Rock » Thu Oct 09, 2003 7:55 am

Yeah, I just stumbled in to work. i bet I smell great.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"

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Post by fdoosey » Thu Oct 09, 2003 7:57 am

Combat Rock wrote:Yeah, I just stumbled in to work. i bet I smell great.
I thought at work, vodka was the choice (it's the no-tell booze).

Me, if I were to bring the MDM flask, it'd be bourbon for me. Maybe not Woodford, that's too high-end for a flask. But the Heaven Hill or Jim Beam - that I could do.
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