I was so drunk...

Combat Rock · Post by **Combat Rock** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:26 pm

Man, I've been drunk all day and I just realized the funniest thing. When I left the bar to go back to work, I put a slice of onion in my shirt pocket so I wouldnt' smell like booze. just food. I am a tard. Although, it may have worked. I think all that it did though was make me hungry.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:29 pm

That's drunken logic for you. An onion?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:32 pm

Right. shoulda used crushed garlic

bottomsup · Post by **bottomsup** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:51 pm

Ah yes, the o'l onion in the pocket trick. works every time!

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 3:53 pm

Combat Rock wrote:Man, I've been drunk all day and I just realized the funniest thing. When I left the bar to go back to work, I put a slice of onion in my shirt pocket so I wouldnt' smell like booze. just food. I am a tard. Although, it may have worked. I think all that it did though was make me hungry.

This is one of the best posts ever on this board.

You can't make this kind of thing up.

The Pooba · Post by **The Pooba** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 7:53 pm

LMMFAO, that's priceless. I cooked once while I was drinking for that purpose, bunch of chicken and cayenne pepper and spices. Good times.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 7:55 pm

Combat Rock wrote:Man, I've been drunk all day and I just realized the funniest thing. When I left the bar to go back to work, I put a slice of onion in my shirt pocket so I wouldnt' smell like booze. just food. I am a tard. Although, it may have worked. I think all that it did though was make me hungry.

This was one of the first posts that I read and have been laughing at it all day!

Thee Totaller · Post by **Thee Totaller** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:57 pm

pullin up old favoritses, huh Oggar?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:09 pm

I vote for a return to the classics, in drinking and in posting. Where are you, Combat Rock?

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:35 pm

Savage wrote:I vote for a return to the classics, in drinking and in posting. Where are you, Combat Rock?

He actually is living here in Louisville now and is in charge of one of the branches of the Louisville Public Library. I've run into him a few times at the Mag bar.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:37 am

FNZ wrote:
Savage wrote:I vote for a return to the classics, in drinking and in posting. Where are you, Combat Rock?
He actually is living here in Louisville now and is in charge of one of the branches of the Louisville Public Library. I've run into him a few times at the Mag bar.

So he has gone to heaven, eh? I shoulda been a librarian. I still sleep with books. Grumpy hates it when he rolls over and gets poked.

massivedrunk · Post by **massivedrunk** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:53 am

But does it work for brunch?

bluebottle · Post by **bluebottle** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:21 pm

Combat Rock wrote:Man, I've been drunk all day and I just realized the funniest thing. When I left the bar to go back to work, I put a slice of onion in my shirt pocket so I wouldnt' smell like booze. just food. I am a tard. Although, it may have worked. I think all that it did though was make me hungry.

wow, this thread was neat to discover - way before my time. i remember him, combat rock, but just briefly. this is a true classic. haha, onion in pocket. i only have vomit in mine - from someone else.

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