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Post by UnkleLemmy »

I'me seventh now on the list of total posters. How pathetic is that? Its all because of my jon, where they wont let me "surf the internet". I nstead I play a gmae through telent and spend so much more time on the net than I would but htey don't notice, Asswipes. I should be here, as long as I getmyjo done who cares where I gi?
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

I'm third. And I am ashamed. I spent 40 hours a week July, August and September posting (and some evenings). Now, my workload is heavier and I am going through MDM withdrawals. Damn jobs!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Uncle Sal »

I can't imagine any computer making it through a day at work with me.
Way less expensive tools designed for my abuse fall regularly.
I used to build cubicules before I left the world.
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Post by Frankennietzsche »

I've fallen to fourth, and DPAW is gaining!
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Post by 7calspergram »

And I'm just fookin' jealous! :D

I just need another drinkie.....
At 7 calories per gram, they STILL
won't list alcohol as an essential nutrient.
Pretty damned essential to me...

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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

i'mj h and i go out to sea conjdtantyluy. how sadf is the. i'm leaving agin on wednesday but i 2woill still br in yhtr top 190 posters, i measn top 190, damn that 09 buttojh. i mean yop ten, is thjat b3etter. i'm goiung to sleep.
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Post by Uncle Sal »

well, DPAW, each one of mine should count torwards yours as far as I care about numbers.

Take good care of the 13 MEU if you see them.
For me. we'll settle up later.
even though they hate you, my buddy can't drive....
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

why at me arms bruidfes? was iut the confvet? they really hut.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by 7calspergram »

I'll give mine to tha cause too, cause i'm gonna get as drunk as DPAW tonight yet goddammit........
At 7 calories per gram, they STILL
won't list alcohol as an essential nutrient.
Pretty damned essential to me...

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Post by Uncle Sal »

uh, massive or Naval Intel, help?
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

7calspergram wrote:I'll give mine to tha cause too, cause i'm gonna get as drunk as DPAW tonight yet goddammit........
i rfpom't thionk so
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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Post by 7calspergram »

i doubt it too, but a man can dream, no? Plus I'm probably gonna be up later based on your cool spelling,.....
At 7 calories per gram, they STILL
won't list alcohol as an essential nutrient.
Pretty damned essential to me...

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Post by Uncle Sal »

ok, after five minutes of having to find this post DPAW, I think I understand what you asked. I think that the Devil Dogs just need something to hate, it makes killing much easier. On the boat, all they have is you. When it comes to exfil however, they are praying for your forgivness. And for the GW being pointed into the wind.
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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

Uncle Sal wrote:ok, after five minutes of having to find this post DPAW, I think I understand what you asked. I think that the Devil Dogs just need something to hate, it makes killing much easier. On the boat, all they have is you. When it comes to exfil however, they are praying for your forgivness. And for the GW being pointed into the wind.
Were you a jarhead?
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse

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Post by fdoosey »

I'm #2 on the list. I was #1. But Palinka is too damned useful. And quotable. Oh well, nmumber 2 ion the drunk bard id fine wih m.

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