You're all pussies

smokinglobby · Post by **smokinglobby** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:16 am

You fucking assholes wouldn't know a good drink if it hit you in t he ass. I am fucking drunk, and I can outpost everyone of you motherfuckers. I've been drinking coors light all noight and i am so fucking wasted. bitch.

sqzn1off · Post by **sqzn1off** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:37 am

Nah it really just means you suck.

smokinglobby · Post by **smokinglobby** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:20 am

sqzn1off wrote:Nah it really just means you suck.

Holy shit you undrunk faggot. You smell like day old feces you fucking tee totaller

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:46 am

Smokin' Globby, why don't you go back to Romper Room, where you belong?

smokinglobby · Post by **smokinglobby** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:52 am

you people don't drink - you just sit around undrunk waiting for someone like me who is drunk to post something which might wake you up - then you like to act all high and mighty and point the accusing undrunk finger at a drunk like me, an unadulterated, pure, 100% drunk, and say "i am better than this person because i might imbibe, but i do not get obliterated."

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmFUCK mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmYOU
BITCH!

go back to sleep in your pathetic little undrunk life where you visit this board every day and act like you're a drinker. Come back when you're a fall-down piss drunk who's ready for a real fight, you fucking whining pussies.

smokinglobby · Post by **smokinglobby** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:53 am

P.S. - hold my cock while I drive home drunk

smokinglobby · Post by **smokinglobby** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:55 am

P.P.S.
Real drunks don't have time to write a "signature". That's so undrunk.

P.P.P.S.
I blew a .14 and a .16 and STILL beat my first DWI.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:58 am

smokinglobby wrote:P.S. - hold my cock while I drive home drunk

I'm sorry, I can't find it. Would it be that wee little nub down there?

Oh, sorry. My mistake. That's just a bit of straying bellybutton lint. Poor dear. :(

But kudos on having called us all out. You are correct; we are not drunks. We only play them on TV. We are actually agents of MADD, and we are going to perform an intervention on your scabby ass right about now. The gentleman with the baseball bat will assist you to your seat, and your healing process will begin.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:59 am

:roll: >sigh< This is too, too boringly easy. Like bashing a mosquito with a sledgehammer. I'm gone.........

teetotaler'sterror · Post by **teetotaler'sterror** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:50 am

smokinglobby....you call yourself a "real" drunk and then brag about being fucking wasted on Coors light? wow..Im impressed..thats a "real" drunks drink there...you drink like a high schooler motherfucker.....we have this thing called liquor that has a real alcoholic kick to it...and something else you cant get from that "we serve it cold so you can tell it from piss" you drink....taste...try that out and come back when you can drink like a man...or stick around..your good for a laugh...

Gin McGuinness · Post by **Gin McGuinness** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:46 am

Savage wrote::roll: >sigh< This is too, too boringly easy. Like bashing a mosquito with a sledgehammer. I'm gone.........

Well said M'Lady Savage!

Fast Cast · Post by **Fast Cast** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:15 am

OK, who let the Special Ed preschool out early, and why weren't they dismissed into the custody of a parent or guardian?

zak · Post by **zak** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:17 am

smokinglobby wrote:You fucking assholes wouldn't know a good drink if it hit you in t he ass. I am fucking drunk, and I can outpost everyone of you motherfuckers. I've been drinking coors light all noight and i am so fucking wasted. bitch.

Of course you can outpost everyone of you motherfuckers, you've been drinking coors light all night. I think most everyone hear will agree, we'ld rather drink zima than the colorado river piss that has gotten you "so fucking wasted"

The dirty swede · Post by **The dirty swede** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:17 am

I'm a pussy!?

I wish! i'd just stay in all day, just playing with myself!

But wait, that's basically what I'm doing now..!

Bender! · Post by **Bender!** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 8:43 am

smokinglobby wrote:You fucking assholes wouldn't know a good drink if it hit you in t he ass. I am fucking drunk, and I can outpost everyone of you motherfuckers. I've been drinking coors light all noight and i am so fucking wasted. bitch.

Blow me. I've been drinking Whiskey all night and day. And I'm not wasted- hell I've just begun to drink. Your weak coors light couldn't hold a candle you little princess. I drink my Bourbon straight from the bottle.

Now run off to momma and post somewhere the other spoiled brats go.

Or- you could try being civilized when you come on to this board instead of trying to insult everybody.

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