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dipsomaniac wrote:I alomst dropped my flute of Champagne on my copy of the utne reader. I'd better turn down my 25th aniversary copy of La Dlce Via and weigh in on this arts fartsy talk.

I wold like to say I am both Fartsy and Artsy. I can tell you that there was no mention of Barca joining the club in this weeks meeting minuets.
I spent the morning drinking champagne. Used to have a sub to Utne. Been meaning to see LDV.

But I also giggle at the campfire bean scene in Blazing Saddles.
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dipsomaniac wrote:I alomst dropped my flute of Champagne on my copy of the utne reader. I'd better turn down my 25th aniversary copy of La Dlce Via and weigh in on this arts fartsy talk.

I wold like to say I am both Fartsy and Artsy. I can tell you that there was no mention of Barca joining the club in this weeks meeting minuets.
Ooo ooo ooo, I want to join, I want to join! Will there be much looking down of the snout? I practice my snootiness ever so much. And you should see me curl my lip at raffisness! Do we get top hats?
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Henry Chinaski wrote:
Screensaver wrote:
Henry Chinaski wrote: Who is? You? Would the great hero of the "lower classes" sully himself by accepting such an "artsy-fartsy" scholarship?
Maybe. That would depend on whether or not you even know what a Scholarship is or what it takes to get one. Have I received them? Yes.

But I never lived on the streets or had to spend time in prison.

How about you?
Scholarship, check. Street living, check. Prison, check box unchecked..
A simple straight forward answer without a hint of animosity.

I knew you could do it.

Now THAT is class.

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[quote="Henry Chinaski Do we get top hats?[/quote][quote][/quote]

Top hats, white gloves and Tails. Fairy that is! I will initiate you myself just before the wild game buffet! Remember to bring your requisite distrust of all things pedestrian and your current issue of vouge magazine for reading time.
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Screensaver wrote:
Henry Chinaski wrote:
Screensaver wrote: Maybe. That would depend on whether or not you even know what a Scholarship is or what it takes to get one. Have I received them? Yes.

But I never lived on the streets or had to spend time in prison.

How about you?
Scholarship, check. Street living, check. Prison, check box unchecked..
A simple straight forward answer without a hint of animosity.

I knew you could do it.

Now THAT is class.
Wow. For an alleged champion of the lower classes, you seem to get rather ruffled at the vernacular of the blue collar set. Are you sure you're not artsy-fartsy? Ordering a PBR at a dive doesn't make you otherwise.

Like most people, in civil company, I'm the politest gent you'll meet. In impolite society I'll not refrain from giving it back in spades. I'm as flexible as ten motherfuckers.
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Henry Chinaski wrote:
Screensaver wrote:
Henry Chinaski wrote: Scholarship, check. Street living, check. Prison, check box unchecked..
A simple straight forward answer without a hint of animosity.

I knew you could do it.

Now THAT is class.
Wow. For an alleged champion of the lower classes, you seem to get rather ruffled at the vernacular of the blue collar set. Are you sure you're not artsy-fartsy? Ordering a PBR at a dive doesn't make you otherwise.

Like most people, in civil company, I'm the politest gent you'll meet. In impolite society I'll not refrain from giving it back in spades. I'm as flexible as ten motherfuckers.
You ask some tough questions Hank. Can I afford to be artsy fartsy? Yes. Do I have to associate with artsy fartsy types on occasion? Yes.

Am I artsy fartsy in my soul? Hell no.

By the way, I drank PBR for many many years before I could afford better.

That's where my roots take me but even in the most redneck bar in world there is a protocol if you want to drink in peace.

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Fair enough. Glad we got that straightened out. Now let's drink the hell up.
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Henry Chinaski wrote:Fair enough. Glad we got that straightened out. Now let's drink the hell up.
Now we're seeing eye to eye!

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Barca wrote:
MeanOldLady wrote:like screensaver, i like barca, but if they don't like one another, that's fine by me.
I hate to continue this banality, but I would just like to clarify that I've never said nor thought anything bad about screensaver. Personally, when i've noticed his posts I've always liked them. I responded to Screensaver, as I respond to other people on personal issues, by PM and we disagree slightly on what is appropriate content for the board, but not, I think, as much as he or others may believe.
never said you had anything against him. my post was more toward the people who responded to screensaver's criticism of you as though he'd just taken a whiz on the bible. but i'm glad to see you both find each other swell. i'll drink to that.
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MeanOldLady wrote: my post was more toward the people who responded to screensaver's criticism of you as though he'd just taken a whiz on the bible.
That would have been funnier, classier, and appropos of something.
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Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
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Frankennietzsche wrote:Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
First they fight, then they love. Then sometimes, they fight again. But they always drink.
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Savage wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
First they fight, then they love. Then sometimes, they fight again. But they always drink.
It's like they're shikzoz or something.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

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Savage wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
First they fight, then they love. Then sometimes, they fight again. But they always drink.
Exactly. Just like a real family!

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After reading all that, I realized I was thinking the whole time that Bob was actually withSmokingsomething. Like actually in the same room or at the same table or like that.

My attention span is so getting fucked up. I should read it all again to get the context right.
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