experiences enhanced by drinking

whiskeyprick · Post by **whiskeyprick** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:50 pm

1. Watching Sports : Let's face it, without being surronded by a bunch of babbling, drunken boobs (and being one yourself), the games are pretty boring.

2. Showering : I will never doubt the church of Briantology again.

3. Driving the AL-CAN Highway : What else you gonna do on this road to eternity. Also, turning your dashboard into a craps table and betting on whose buying the next tank helps.

4. Watching Mr. Bean or Red Green or any other slapstick type humor :

5. Sitting at a bar : You say yeah, right, but have you ever done it without, it sucks.

6. Falling down and getting poked in the eye hurt when you are undrunk.

I know there's a million more, but posting on this board is not only enhanced by drinking, it is required, so bbl.

slipperyyoke · Post by **slipperyyoke** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:57 pm

Being drunk and watching Red Green is a hundred times better than watching while undrunk. Another show that I really enjoy watching while drunk is MXC on SpikeTV. That's some funny shit.

Metal Hobo · Post by **Metal Hobo** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:00 pm

1. Dishing out verbal revenge. Nothing blackens your heart and sharpens your tongue like six hours' worth of cheap scotch.

2. Endless walks home. undrunk, it's just boring and irritating. Drunk, it's like a new and intersting challenge with every step.

3. Playing guitar. Magically, every dud note and screech of feedback sounds like beautiful music, to you and everyone on your street.

***** · Post by ***** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:24 am

Videogames: when you fuck up undrunk, you yell at yourself and trow controllers. When your drunk, every death becomes a mini-parable: thou shalt not drive drunk near the water, thou shalt not shoot at the SWAT team, thou shalt not try to hijack a tank, thou shalt jump from your vehicle when it is engulfed in flames.

liquor&poker · Post by **liquor&poker** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:14 pm

Making a pee-pee.

I like when I go make a pee pee and I'm a little staggery from tha whizniskey.

At least I'm participating in the thread.

jbk · Post by **jbk** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:39 pm

Life. it would suck wet ass thru a straw to go thru life undrunk.

Trebek · Post by **Trebek** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:52 pm

I find that I can actually run the rally races in Gran Tourismo 3 better drunk than undrunk.

liquor&poker · Post by **liquor&poker** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:54 pm

If anyone's played that Dragon Ball Z Tenkaichi game, that'd be badass drunk...that's on my list now

JohnnyT · Post by **JohnnyT** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:18 pm

Cigar smoking. A nice glass of scotch and a cigar on a Friday evening.

Doesn't get much better, folks.

liquor&poker · Post by **liquor&poker** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:28 pm

What kind o cigar Johnny?

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:22 pm

Tolerating dumbasses. Much easier when you are drunk.

***** · Post by ***** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:46 pm

We're all missing the point here. It came to me, as if in a vision, at my luncheon endrunkening.

Drinking is enhanced by drinking.

What other activity rewards glutonny so thouroughly and immediately?

gthevinoslinger · Post by **gthevinoslinger** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:51 pm

DrDrinkBastard wrote:We're all missing the point here. It came to me, as if in a vision, at my luncheon endrunkening.

Drinking is enhanced by drinking.

What other activity rewards glutonny so thouroughly and immediately?

i can't think of one right now, but i too advocate the two-fisted approach.

Bender! · Post by **Bender!** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:55 pm

I'll post the obvious- Sex. Not the "I have a mild buzz" sex. I'm talking the good ol' fashioned, liqoured up six ways to Sunday sex that can't be beat. Inhibitions are thrown to the wind. You learn some real interesting things about your partner during drunk sex. Assuming you remember them.

drunkin' Wisconsinite · Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:01 pm

that explains why I have 3 kids.