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Post by Jack Daniel's » Mon Jun 09, 2003 11:00 pm

martini -> hahaha.. come to canada, we drink beer!! :wink:

as for goals.. hmmm... mastering the art of speaking and being drunk since that never seems to work; for some strange reason after aboot 5-6 pitchers, english becomes this foreign language..... oh, and keeping the ground under my feet would be nice too, then i wouldn't have so many bruises and scraps (and chipped teeth). :lol:

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Post by Barca » Tue Jun 10, 2003 1:08 pm

Drinking goals, yeah I got drinking goals

To get thrown out of the Bellagio in my tuxedo and have one of the cocktail waitresses take me home.

To play thousand dollar a hand baccarat in Monte Carlo

To stand on a table at Oktoberfest in Munich and lead the room in song

To have a native stranger in a pub in Ireland say to me, "By God, you can drink some Guinness."

Champagne in The Grotto

Daquiris in a boat in Cuba at dawn

Enough Absinthe in one night on the streets of Barcelona to make Poe shed a tear

Bourbon and water and ham and onion sandwiches in a cabin in Idaho because I didn't catch any fish that day
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. - Henry Lawson

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Post by fdoosey » Tue Jun 10, 2003 1:11 pm

My God, those are lofty goals.

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Post by thirsty4beer » Tue Jun 10, 2003 1:32 pm

just a note:the foreign language that TJD speaks of is called drunkenese.
as 4 drinking goals,by the time it comes 2 achieving,i cant remember wot they wer :cry:
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Post by Barca » Tue Jun 10, 2003 1:45 pm

Oh, I forgot one...

To meet Mr. Peter O'Toole.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores » Tue Jun 10, 2003 1:53 pm

some day i will be so innebriated, all women will become marilyn monroe
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Post by UnkleLemmy » Tue Jun 10, 2003 2:13 pm

I have a fairly simple goal, I want tou round up a bunch of people who are both drunks and Tom Waits fans and get wasted together and sing "Innocent When You Dream" just like in disk 1 of Frank's Wild Years.

To get together with some real Rain Dogs, thats my goal.
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Post by Oggar » Tue Jun 10, 2003 8:23 pm

I'll just decide that my goal will be to drink an entire litre at the bar again. I haven't done that in awhile... or maybe when I get back to Mankato to break my old record of 27 beers in 2 hours.... Thanks guys...
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL » Tue Jun 10, 2003 8:31 pm

I acheived one of my goals a few years ago and drank with the late great Oliver Reid, a drinker of no small magnitude, so my goal is to drink as much as him, then stand in the middle of a bar and give a rousing speech on the merits of alchohol, as he did the night i met him.

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Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Jun 10, 2003 8:47 pm

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:I acheived one of my goals a few years ago and drank with the late great Oliver Reid, a drinker of no small magnitude, so my goal is to drink as much as him, then stand in the middle of a bar and give a rousing speech on the merits of alchohol, as he did the night i met him.
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Post by Oggar » Tue Jun 10, 2003 8:58 pm

Some of my friends ran into former Vikings quarterback Tommy Kramer in a bar down in Dallas. Had drinks with him, he advised them to fuck cheerleaders if the chance ever arose and staggered off into the sunrise...
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Wed Jun 11, 2003 12:10 am

TARTANSPECIAL wrote:I acheived one of my goals a few years ago and drank with the late great Oliver Reid, a drinker of no small magnitude, so my goal is to drink as much as him, then stand in the middle of a bar and give a rousing speech on the merits of alchohol, as he did the night i met him.
With Frankennietzsche on this one! Still can't believe Ollie was left out of the Clash of the Tightest.
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Post by fdoosey » Wed Jun 11, 2003 7:20 am

Oggar wrote:Some of my friends ran into former Vikings quarterback Tommy Kramer in a bar down in Dallas. Had drinks with him, he advised them to fuck cheerleaders if the chance ever arose and staggered off into the sunrise...
While I'm sure Mr. Kramer's words are true, does he think that every red-blooded male wouldn't already have that imprinted into their DNA?

At least I married an ex-cheerleader. :)
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Post by Thee Totaller » Wed Jun 11, 2003 7:41 am

now did Kramer say "fuck cheerleaders", or "fuck cheerleaders"?
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Post by bloaargh » Tue Jun 17, 2003 3:41 pm

I almost only enjoy beer. And I get pretty drunk from just a few of them unless it's during my training periods (when I drink ten or so every night).

So, here's my goals:

1) Learn to enjoy whiskey and borboun. It will not only make me look cool, it will make hard liqour taste good.
2) Be able to get shitfaced without drowsing off unless I want to.
3) Be able to drink before three o'clock in the afternoon. My current situation is that I simply reject any alcohol between the time I get out of bed and 1500 hours.

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