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Post by massivedrunk » Tue Jun 17, 2003 3:45 pm

good goals, good goals.
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Post by Nil » Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:56 pm

I have been conducting drunkard archaeology recently, and I have discovered this thread.This is important.

Consume one litre of strong drink in one session (37.5 - 40+ABV, 6 hours). On the two times I have seriously attempted this, I have passed out after 800ml in 3-4 hours.
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Post by Leftboston » Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:03 pm

My drinking goals from my 20's have evolved into survival skills in my 40's.

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Post by danger awesome » Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:33 pm

I've yet to do the fifth/litre of liquor properly (have drunk an equivalent amount a couple times, but not all of one spirit/drink)

Oh, and there are other goals, i just can't put them into words so well. They're more like pictures in my head i want one day to be taken of me/friends

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Post by GSG » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:03 pm

I always used to want to get drunk on absinthe at the site of Theo and Vincent van Gogh's graves and have a chat with them. I think I probably still do.
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Post by whiskeyprick » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:47 pm

where's the other goals thread started by Oggar? mine were in there. I wonder if ive accomplished anything.

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Post by Mrs Glenfiddich » Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:21 am

dan_uk wrote:I've yet to do the fifth/litre of liquor properly (have drunk an equivalent amount a couple times, but not all of one spirit/drink)
Yeah same, a couple of months ago I was drinking some blue label Smirnoff 43% and about halfway through the bottle decided I wanted to drink the whole thing, I quickly got to about 7/8th through it, too quickly in fact and it came up to greet me again. You wouldn't really think that going from red label 37% to the 43% blue label would make that much difference, it does. I reckon I could take a bottle of the red one.
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Post by daphne » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:52 am

To someday accompany GinSoakedGirl to a soccer game after we've gotten sloshed at her favorite pub.

I want to see a real soccer game and understand the hype, because GinSoakedGirl will deliver the hype. I know she will.

Then, my goal is to find a nice private place to upchuck. Repeat!!!!!!!!
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Post by Nil » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:19 am

I feel slightly cheated. I drank a fifth of vodka last night, more or less by accident, and I have only the slightest hints of a hangover today. On to the litre, I guess.

My next real goal is to learn to like the taste of beer enough to get drunk off it.
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Post by GSG » Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:57 am

daphne wrote:To someday accompany GinSoakedGirl to a soccer game after we've gotten sloshed at her favorite pub.

I want to see a real soccer game and understand the hype, because GinSoakedGirl will deliver the hype. I know she will.

Then, my goal is to find a nice private place to upchuck. Repeat!!!!!!!!
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Post by Nil » Sat Aug 05, 2006 5:38 pm

Alright, fuckers. I'm getting through my goals, even the ones I didn't know about till I achieved them. I just passed out for a couple of hours, got up and kept on drinking. I feel like an unstoppable boozing machine.

Yes I realise this is a common occurence for some of you, but to do it for the first time feels really goddamn good.
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Post by Grace O'Malley » Sat Aug 05, 2006 5:45 pm

Well...I don't know if this is a goal, but I can say I got glaringly drunk last night, DD'ed my sister to wish her a Happy Birthday, right at the stroke of midnight...good call, we were on for about an hour. THEN, after sleeping until noon, I'm drinking again, starting around 3. I don't think I've ever done that. More drink will be consumed tonight.
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Post by RIPT » Sat Aug 05, 2006 6:45 pm

I'm not sure you want to hear my perspective on"goals". They ask for my "Goals" at work all the time and I have to really try hard to not fly into a rage.

Goal? To drink what I want, when I want.

Goal ACHEIVED thus far!

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Post by Jimmy&Guinney » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:00 am

Again, with the Golden Age.

My Drinking goal is to have always have as good of a Drinking session as I did tonight.
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Hard weather and hard booze
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Post by timds » Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:00 am

I find that the fatter I get, the more unachievable my goal.

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