"Sports" that go hand in hand w/booze

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"Sports" that go hand in hand w/booze

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I'm lucky to be on a dart team that power drinks...before, during, and after matches. Right now, I'm 6th place out of 42 total players. [Some folks just can't hold their liquor--esp. when I buy them 3 shots before their turn]

Altho we're in CA, the bar was grandfathered in....so smoke 'em if ya got 'em. Pub also sells a nice selection of cigars and top-shelf drinks.

Other sports?
  • bowling
    bocci ball
    pool
    horseshoes
    NASCAR watching
    Football viewing
    video games
    shuffle board
    Foosball

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Bareknuckle boxing.
An ambulance can only go so fast.

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competitive eating
school bus driver
fat admirer
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"Jarts" and booze are always entertaining. Especially the catching part.

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JARTS! I can't *believe* they recalled that cool game!

"modern" versions don't have the points anymore...they're more like "weebles" -- where's the fun if no one can get hurt?!?
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scsigrrl wrote:Where's the fun if no one can get hurt?!?
It's always funny until someone gets hurt..... then it's just HILARIOUS.
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Martini Time wrote:
scsigrrl wrote:Where's the fun if no one can get hurt?!?
It's always funny until someone gets hurt..... then it's just HILARIOUS.
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Post by Shonus Andronicus »

This applies very well to my recent situation, as I broke my friend's collarbone in a drunken boxing/bodyslamming match a couple days ago.

It must be my sig.
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Someone here plays "stump."
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Frankennietzsche wrote:Image
Well, not many mainstream 80's records go well with drinking (or anything other than abject terror), and this is no exception.

I've seen Huey and the News live multiple times (the first time, while I was in the womb), but still--it's bad.
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Shone wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:Image
Well, not many mainstream 80's records go well with drinking (or anything other than abject terror), and this is no exception.

I've seen Huey and the News live multiple times (the first time, while I was in the womb), but still--it's bad.
That's why it goes well with drinking, or rather, drinking makes it bearable or at least forgetable.
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Softball and beer go together like Gin and Vermouth.
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