THE ALL STAR TAOGH THREAD

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Re: THE ALL STAR TAOGH THREAD

Post by greygoose » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:17 pm

whiskeyprick wrote:Think I may cross over to the dark side, this shit is good! This makes starring in all those Japanese pornos seem like eating shit was a thing of past. Seriously, if you are as drunk as me and can still operate a keyboard you get bonus kitttloes. they are bif g and bright Lite BVrite there wwas a serious waste of my childhood.....I'm tqakin it bacj bitches....one plastic minature rod at a time....
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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Re: THE ALL STAR TAOGH THREAD

Post by greygoose » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:34 am

sleestak brought this one to my attention. Good on ya.
Joe_Twelvepack wrote:
captain gonzo wrote:Dont see why people look down on people like us so much.....we only do what we know best.
Generally, they look down on me because I'm lying on the lawn.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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Re: THE ALL STAR TAOGH THREAD

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:00 pm

Patchez wrote:Corry tastes like a railroad tie on a hot August afternoon. Truly Heaven.

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Re: THE ALL STAR TAOGH THREAD

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:41 am

Euro Slave wrote:Hangovers are natures way of saying don't ever stop drinking.

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Re: THE ALL STAR TAOGH THREAD

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:43 am

mistah willies wrote:I have burped with an Irishman and witnessed his broken tables and his tales and poems about his bicyclees

I have searched for an ABBA song for a Fin and heard him laugh while he waited for me to do this, then I accidentlly made him wait hours while I got stuck in a snowbank

I have smoked with a giant in his cemetery of candy, he is the Pall Mall Bearer

I have listened to an enlightened So-Cal digitalman tell everyone to shut up all the time and we did, to the wind whistling

I have smoked a cigarette through these damned wires that now drip with nicotine from a tall Germaniac punk rocker who listens to lemmy quite a bit

and I have found horror, sadness, fright, and hearty laughter from a fine Scot who never gives up

anything at all.


All due to this place.



I guess this is my own favorite Drinking Destination. But I have many.


Do you?



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Re: THE ALL STAR TAOGH THREAD

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Feb 22, 2015 12:23 pm

mistah willies wrote:I don't start the day.

I continue the night.
Taken from the, "Starting the Day" thread.
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She was calling me

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Thu Jun 25, 2015 6:08 am

Patchez wrote:I heard a faint cry as I left work tonight.

Just a barley heard whisper on the wind.

"Drink me", it said.

It was sweet Lady Booze.

I answered this Siren's call.

I am content.
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From: This Hangover

Post by mistah willies » Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:43 am

gede wrote:
Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:33 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:25 am
gede wrote:
Fri Aug 24, 2018 6:13 am
As a drunkard you agree to plumb the depths of experience both good AND bad. Nothing is for free and everything must be paid back. Let the drinks roll and sign that great, cosmic invoice in the morning.
Beautiful! This should be the prayer that starts the meeting for every Alcoholics Unanimous group.
It's the sort of ethos that easy to get behind when you've already had a few. Kind of loses its lustre when you're writhing about in bed the next day plagued by a sense of impending doom.

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Re: THE ALL STAR TAOGH THREAD

Post by mistah willies » Sun Sep 16, 2018 6:59 am

Patchez wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 11:23 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:28 pm
It`s like some fine piece of porecllan that got broken. And you have to carefully reatach it with a chainsaw
That is some All Star thread stuff there. That may be the best hangover description ever.

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