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Sos, i finally get a personal breathylizer test thingamajig, S's i get my drik on.

s, i get hom undrunk, to test it, i blow and of course, the thing read .000.
at 1:30am, after more drinkin the right way, at 2:30am, I was uop to a .116. So, I'm gonna see what we can get from this damn machine. i'm kinda undrunk, i will break this tiny machine tonight.
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I passed on buying one in an airport... now I wish I hadn't as that would be a fun game to play at parties.
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TheBigCasino wrote:... i will break this tiny machine tonight.
You might as well immerse it in a bath of pure Turkey. Is it trailing smoke and throwing off springs yet?
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Post by Badfellow »

I had a PBT a few years ago. No BAC read-out (just red/yellow/green indicators) but still great fun at parties. It ended up getting borrowed to "Pabsty Pete", who in turn ended up getting pulled over with two dozen cans of PBR in his blood and my PBT sitting on his front passenger seat. Moron.
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Post by Jr_DeCaveman »

I think i should get one myself now seems like a hoot

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last recorded reading was a .261 at 4am, it didn't break, i went to bed. This morning at 730am, I was at a .088. I was surprised my BAC dropped so much in only three and a half hours. I will never drink without this thing around, i love it.
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A friend worked for the Sheriff's department and for a couple of years was the deputy roaming the county with a breathalyser testing people on house arrest. He brought the thing with him to a raucous dinner we had and tested everyone periodically during the night. Good times!

Oddly, one of us stayed at .16 all night long. Proper pacing, I guess.
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mjm wrote:
Oddly, one of us stayed at .16 all night long. Proper pacing, I guess.
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Badfellow wrote:
TheBigCasino wrote:... i will break this tiny machine tonight.
You might as well immerse it in a bath of pure Turkey. Is it trailing smoke and throwing off springs yet?
I don't think I want to try that unless it was for fun. What the hell to do in my town with no cabs and blowing a .17??
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TheBigCasino wrote:Sos, i finally get a personal breathylizer test thingamajig, S's i get my drik on.

s, i get hom undrunk, to test it, i blow and of course, the thing read .000.
at 1:30am, after more drinkin the right way, at 2:30am, I was uop to a .116. So, I'm gonna see what we can get from this damn machine. i'm kinda undrunk, i will break this tiny machine tonight.
So, as an officer of the p(i)eace, are you saying that the machine is flawed?
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