Sos, i finally get a personal breathylizer test thingamajig, S's i get my drik on.
s, i get hom undrunk, to test it, i blow and of course, the thing read .000.
at 1:30am, after more drinkin the right way, at 2:30am, I was uop to a .116. So, I'm gonna see what we can get from this damn machine. i'm kinda undrunk, i will break this tiny machine tonight.
The PBT
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Re: The PBT
You might as well immerse it in a bath of pure Turkey. Is it trailing smoke and throwing off springs yet?TheBigCasino wrote:... i will break this tiny machine tonight.
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I had a PBT a few years ago. No BAC read-out (just red/yellow/green indicators) but still great fun at parties. It ended up getting borrowed to "Pabsty Pete", who in turn ended up getting pulled over with two dozen cans of PBR in his blood and my PBT sitting on his front passenger seat. Moron.
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A friend worked for the Sheriff's department and for a couple of years was the deputy roaming the county with a breathalyser testing people on house arrest. He brought the thing with him to a raucous dinner we had and tested everyone periodically during the night. Good times!
Oddly, one of us stayed at .16 all night long. Proper pacing, I guess.
Oddly, one of us stayed at .16 all night long. Proper pacing, I guess.
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Re: The PBT
I don't think I want to try that unless it was for fun. What the hell to do in my town with no cabs and blowing a .17??Badfellow wrote:You might as well immerse it in a bath of pure Turkey. Is it trailing smoke and throwing off springs yet?TheBigCasino wrote:... i will break this tiny machine tonight.
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Re: The PBT
So, as an officer of the p(i)eace, are you saying that the machine is flawed?TheBigCasino wrote:Sos, i finally get a personal breathylizer test thingamajig, S's i get my drik on.
s, i get hom undrunk, to test it, i blow and of course, the thing read .000.
at 1:30am, after more drinkin the right way, at 2:30am, I was uop to a .116. So, I'm gonna see what we can get from this damn machine. i'm kinda undrunk, i will break this tiny machine tonight.
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