I'm Lighting Cigars with 20's

[dipsomaniac]

I've made it. I've finally made it. Light the grand mariner for my cigar and rosin up the viola. Dear god don't burn the sugar No, no, not the brown stuff man! The good white stuff, ever so slightly caramelize in the spoon and the pour beautiful green douche bag juice all up in my chilled flute. Now pass the champagne. Next stop Lollypop Island. ya know working for Modern Drunkard Magazine is a little like being a pure gentleman. Gentle man of leisure that is. Swimming pools movie stars...

...oh frankie will you tell the garde manger to put another slice of salmon mousse on the buffet? btw what time is Reinhard Heydrich gonna get here so we can get down to business?

[whiskeyprick]

another moderor drunk with power....

[waahoohah]

I've made it. I've finally made it. Light the grand mariner for my cigar and rosin up the viola. Dear god don't burn the sugar No, no, not the brown stuff man! The good white stuff, ever so slightly caramelize in the spoon and the pour beautiful green douche bag juice all up in my chilled flute. Now pass the champagne. Next stop Lollypop Island. ya know working for Modern Drunkard Magazine is a little like being a pure gentleman. Gentle man of leisure that is. Swimming pools movie stars...

...oh frankie will you tell the garde manger to put another slice of salmon mousse on the buffet? btw what time is Reinhard Heydrich gonna get here so we can get down to business?

I could watch your av all night.

[Jimmy&Guinney]

I've made it. I've finally made it. Light the grand mariner for my cigar and rosin up the viola. Dear god don't burn the sugar No, no, not the brown stuff man! The good white stuff, ever so slightly caramelize in the spoon and the pour beautiful green douche bag juice all up in my chilled flute. Now pass the champagne. Next stop Lollypop Island. ya know working for Modern Drunkard Magazine is a little like being a pure gentleman. Gentle man of leisure that is. Swimming pools movie stars...

...oh frankie will you tell the garde manger to put another slice of salmon mousse on the buffet? btw what time is Reinhard Heydrich gonna get here so we can get down to business?

I could watch your av all night.

This is all correct.

[Jimmy&Guinney]

I've made it. I've finally made it. Light the grand mariner for my cigar and rosin up the viola. Dear god don't burn the sugar No, no, not the brown stuff man! The good white stuff, ever so slightly caramelize in the spoon and the pour beautiful green douche bag juice all up in my chilled flute. Now pass the champagne. Next stop Lollypop Island. ya know working for Modern Drunkard Magazine is a little like being a pure gentleman. Gentle man of leisure that is. Swimming pools movie stars...

...oh frankie will you tell the garde manger to put another slice of salmon mousse on the buffet? btw what time is Reinhard Heydrich gonna get here so we can get down to business?

I could watch your av all night.

This is all correct.

[waahoohah]

It seems vaguely like work. But, In exchange for "research materials", I'll let a writer follow me around and take notes.
If said writer falls down on the job, I may even cover for him.
Whattaya say?