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Post by Hangover Heartattack »

seriously though this shit might be the most disgusting "beer" ever.
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tastes kinda like tomato soda and something i can't even think of a word for.

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Holy shit, that sounds awful. Who the fuck would drink that?
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Messicans.
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FNZ wrote:Messicans.
I was going to write exactly the same thing, so I'll have to change it to "Lou and me on a hot day". But then we'd have to find another messican to get the all-important plurality.

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Post by Screwball »

My buddies love that stuff, and they are most definitely Messicans.

Myself, being from the Deep South Mongolian tribe, think adding tomato juice to beer is just wrong.

Only the blood of my fallen enemies belong in my beer.

Or a slice of lime.

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Actually, if you believe in "the hair of the dog that bit you" as a hangover cure (and who doesn't?) put a pinch of salt, pinch of pepper, 2-5 shakes of Tabasco into a glass, pour in 6 oz of Clamato or tomato juice and 6 oz of beer. Not only is it an easy way to choke down a beer when your stomach is saying "nononononopleasegodno", but the spiciness will kick you in the ass.

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Post by Chimneyfish »

We got a couple cases of that stuff in awhile ago and couldn't sell any of it. It got to the point where I was practically giving it away.

Don't get confused- just because you like bloody marys doesn't mean you'll like this shit.

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That sounds like it would taste like shit. I would rank that higher than bilk on the shitty beer list.


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There are alot of folks around in the dives I go to who drink the busch/tomato combo.

I figure they need their vitamins and minerals...Or they have no taste buds.
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As nasty as it sounds, I will attempt anything once(booze related). I will look for this latin venenosa clamata.
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Yeah, I always said I would try anything they can brew, at least once. Then, my buddy came back from Florida with a 24oz can of this crap last summer and said "Here ya go." I finished the can of this unpalatable shite. Once.
Now with the steady influx of "Messicans" to our area, this stuff is in every store around here.

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Post by ivan »

A true chelada (or michelada) is actually pretty good. Illiniwek's recipe is fairly accurate.

Anheuser's canned version? Never again. I tried it once, just to see... wow. Even worse? There's a Bud LIGHT Chelada. 'Cause if you're looking for a hangover cure, you sure don't want too much alcohol.
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I was working with Old Style. I really don't like any Anheuser beers. I s'pose the best beer for a chelada would be a Mexican beer. I'm kinda partial to Pacifico.

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Once in a while I like Chelada style.
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Post by daphne »

I can't drink vodka, but I miss bloody mary's very much. Every once in a while I enjoy a good old bud and V8. Is this anything similar?
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