Hiding your booze...

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Re: Hiding your booze...

Post by Sleestack » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:23 pm

Oggar wrote:Drunk Oggar has hidden booze from me. An inordinate number of partial bottles of liquor under the bed with the occassional beer hidden there as well. One day I'll travel back in time and do battle with that son-of-a-bitch.
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Re: Hiding your booze...

Post by Hush » Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:48 pm

Phew,...maybe I'm not "trained" enough to get trough these 12hr drinking sessions. I'm getting pretty nauseous right about now. But my shift ends in 15 minutes. Lucky me. I guess I won't be having any drinks at home tonight. :(
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Re: Hiding your booze...

Post by Fred O'Lisby » Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:28 pm

When I lived in college dorms I would usually throw a blanket over the handles next to my computer chair. That's all I've ever done to hide it.
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Re: Hiding your booze...

Post by Coriolanus » Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:32 pm

Physically hiding booze is one thing... Hiding your drinking is another. I dated a girl who didn't drink once, which was fine, until she tried to stop my drinking as well... As you might imagine, we started having problems at this point.

So I made up a new job. Late-night job. Kept me out til 3:00 in the morning Thursday through Saturday. Horrible hours, terrible boss, just want to sleep or screw when I get home, etc. Always smelled minty fresh too. It's amazing how much booze a few Altoids (swallowed whole, so they dissolve in the stomach, thus freshening booze breath from the stomach upwards) can conceal.

That's taking concealment of drunkardom to a certain existential height...
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Re: Hiding your booze...

Post by coqui_chris » Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:58 am

Rip Rufus wrote:
FNZ wrote:Stick it in a cabinet.

Honestly, I'm more inclined to hide the empties if someone is coming over, mainly because I'm a slovenly bachelor and have empty cans covering my stovetop all the time.
I hate it when I come to a thread to late and someone has already stated my exact response, except that my empties don't gather on the stovetop, but there are several in the bathroom due to my post-hockey shower beer.

Nowadays, I rarely hide my drinking. But I do have a pair of flasks for when I need to be stealthy.
Yo, my girl commented on me bringing a 40 into the shower on Thursday. I was like, "What the fuck am I supposed to drink in the shower, the hot water dripping down? Am I supposed to open my mouth and be like, 'Ahhhhhhh!' ?"
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Re: Hiding your booze...

Post by l... » Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:00 am

CRISPER. CASE CLOSED. OH AND BROILER.
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Re: Hiding your booze...

Post by **** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:50 pm

liz... wrote:CRISPER. CASE CLOSED. OH AND BROILER.
hide it in yer hat
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Re: Hiding your booze...

Post by Oggar » Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:32 pm

nic the chick wrote:
liz... wrote:CRISPER. CASE CLOSED. OH AND BROILER.
hide it in yer hat
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Re: Hiding your booze...

Post by Kindred » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:10 pm

Sleestack wrote:I guess this is similar to Mad Lions "what lengths you go to ..." post, but what have you folks done to hide your booze?

I sure some of you have not had to hide it but I think there are a fair number of my fellow booze hounds who have had to resort to some real cloak and dagger moves to keep happily jucing...

So what have you all done to hide things? Have you resorted to the old toilet tank spot?, The attic? pour in into your coke?

Let me know!
I have to start hiding my drinking from my friends, cause apparently Im a drunk now *rolls eyes* fucking pussies I say. Its not like in the movies is it where you drink and you drink and you drink and you drink then the bar wenches come and do some crazy gogo dance. Thats why I drink at home alot now cause no one can handle it its like slow down man dont drink so fast its rude to finish the bottle in a few hours or what ever. When i was a kid you had to drink fast cause thats what they expected now im older and its all changed I wanna be a kid again. I cant stand the people that dont drink much why the fuck do they drink for the tatse fucking morons i drink to get drunk i dont give a fuck.

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Re: Hiding your booze...

Post by Coriolanus » Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:24 am

I room in southern France with a family with young children who frown on the whole "drunk" and "openly drinking" stuff around the kids. Guillaume (the husband) and I often share a bottle of wine or two when Marie (his wife) isn't around, but once she comes home, it's like a fucking drinking no-fly zone there. She doesn't even like it when I come home drunk late. At first, I started by hiding bottles of wine in my jacket or backpack, but the clinkage of the multiple bottles started to become too obvious. Now, I stock up early (or when Marie isn't home) in my bedroom, hiding bottles under my laundry pile (or in the basket, if and when the clothes actually make it there), or in my dresser. I like a few drinks before I go to bed (read: "so drunk you can't dream"), but it's really awkward playing the quiet game while you get hammered by yourself in someone else's home.
I have to say, I love these people, they're my second family, I'd do anything for them (even defend them from invading Germans, if need be), and all that other good shit, and I wouldn't dream of moving out, but still, the whole hiding booze thing is getting really tired.
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Re: Hiding your booze...

Post by peetie44 » Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:32 am

Coriolanus,

Btw, you might check-in with El Boozificator; he is back in France after military duty in Africa.
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Re: Hiding your booze...

Post by scream ale » Sat Aug 11, 2018 12:05 pm

I haven't had to hide booze since high school. I have however occasionally been roped into situations where I had to be at a gathering where drinking was a no no. Planning ahead a full flask of bourbon is on me at these times. I'm sure my wandering off is noticed at these things and I'd be shocked if people can't smell booze on me by the end. But fuck 'em.
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Re: Hiding your booze...

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:58 pm

A friend and I are professional booze hiders. I wrote about this on the board before. She even decoys her white rum by pouring it into empty sugar free Gatorade Zero bottles (because ain't nobody gonna steal that) and she adds the appropriate food coloring so it looks legit. She even drinks it on the job drinking her purple "Gatorade".

I was partying with some drys the other day at the beach and just poured my vodka into a Smart Water bottle (hehe, how appropriate) and they were none the wiser. But usually if it is regarding my roommate who will drink anything I bring into the house, I hide it in my closet under a basket of pretend dirty laundry. The WHITES.
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Re: Hiding your booze...

Post by Nausea » Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:36 am

Ask Patchez about his stealth old cellphone flask. The only caveat is that it's rather small, so better put something potent in it.

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Re: Hiding your booze...

Post by Patchez » Tue Aug 14, 2018 9:08 am

Plus it looks like those old flip phones. At my age no one even questions whether I would be carrying a flip phone. of course he would he's old.
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