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- Lord of Benders
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decided i would go back to realllly old posts and this one amused me, lets see if i can bring it back to life. i must agree with savage on that one
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.
Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
- fdoosey
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I beg to differ. A couple months back I posted some stuff (OK, 2 posts) while blind drunk. I passed out and barfed on myself minutes after that.
It can be done. Just not well.
It can be done. Just not well.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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- Lord of Benders
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again with the coors... someone is trying to kill me. I still dont believe that stuff is beer, tastes like water and looks like pisswater with carbonation
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.
Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
- fdoosey
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9 coors lights equals like 3 budweisers or one Double Bock.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
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- Lord of Benders
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- Inebriate Savant
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I still strive to get absolutely smashed some day and post on here, just so I have a record and emberassment can ensue. We need more drunk posts damnit!
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
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Sir, we got the results back from the lab. A mountain goats been pissing in your spring water....Omar The Tentmaker wrote:again with the coors... someone is trying to kill me. I still dont believe that stuff is beer, tastes like water and looks like pisswater with carbonation
If you were my midget, I'd treat you like a princess.
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- Lord of Benders
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hey im tryin to keep up my part of the drunk quotes specially last nite, and reviving old ones too what mor can i dop? and damn goats, id kill em al off if they werent such good beercan disposalsCombat Rock wrote:I still strive to get absolutely smashed some day and post on here, just so I have a record and emberassment can ensue. We need more drunk posts damnit!
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.
Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
Vomit; the unsung hero
On the contrary. A good roman shower, while probably costing you it's volume in otherwise good booze, is like the round start bell. All the talk, the warm-ups, the posturing is out of the way. You know what you're there for. You reach that pinnacle of excitement and giddiness, maybe your toes have gone numb and your mouth tastes like a sugar-dipped tobacco leaf, and there comes that harsh, ultimately real clearer of the air and esophogeal tract.
And now you're primed, because after the next drink goes down, your stomach knows that you're not fucking around anymore. You're ready to break the wall and raise the fifth sheet. Just so long as you haven't puked on yourself and ruined clothing, you're bulletproof, and the only way you can go is up for the next shot.
And now you're primed, because after the next drink goes down, your stomach knows that you're not fucking around anymore. You're ready to break the wall and raise the fifth sheet. Just so long as you haven't puked on yourself and ruined clothing, you're bulletproof, and the only way you can go is up for the next shot.