going past shitfaced is brilliant

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going past shitfaced is brilliant

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it is.

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no it isn't. if you are able to post, you are merely a poseur. the truly drunk mumble to themselves.

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decided i would go back to realllly old posts and this one amused me, lets see if i can bring it back to life. i must agree with savage on that one
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I beg to differ. A couple months back I posted some stuff (OK, 2 posts) while blind drunk. I passed out and barfed on myself minutes after that.

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If you are able to post coherently, or remember how many drinks you have had you have not had enough.
It would always irritate me when some jackhole would come up to me thumping his chest, "I done had me 9 coors lites!!"
Son I just pissed that much into the toilet.

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again with the coors... someone is trying to kill me. I still dont believe that stuff is beer, tastes like water and looks like pisswater with carbonation
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I'll drink ceers. To undrunk up.

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9 coors lights equals like 3 budweisers or one Double Bock.
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fdoosey wrote:9 coors lights equals like 3 budweisers or one Double Bock.
...and two full bladders
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Mmmmm ddoooooouuubbbbllleee bbboooooockkkkkk *drools*

If you are ever in Texas you need to Pick up a Shiner Bock. Fantastic amber beer it is.

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I still strive to get absolutely smashed some day and post on here, just so I have a record and emberassment can ensue. We need more drunk posts damnit!
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Omar The Tentmaker wrote:again with the coors... someone is trying to kill me. I still dont believe that stuff is beer, tastes like water and looks like pisswater with carbonation
Sir, we got the results back from the lab. A mountain goats been pissing in your spring water....
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Combat Rock wrote:I still strive to get absolutely smashed some day and post on here, just so I have a record and emberassment can ensue. We need more drunk posts damnit!
hey im tryin to keep up my part of the drunk quotes specially last nite, and reviving old ones too what mor can i dop? and damn goats, id kill em al off if they werent such good beercan disposals
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Post by zin »

The way I see it there is three stages of drunkeness.
Loaded
Hammered
Shitfaced

Going passed shitfaced results pretty much in what I did last night: vomit
And vomiting is oh so necessary but never nice.

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On the contrary. A good roman shower, while probably costing you it's volume in otherwise good booze, is like the round start bell. All the talk, the warm-ups, the posturing is out of the way. You know what you're there for. You reach that pinnacle of excitement and giddiness, maybe your toes have gone numb and your mouth tastes like a sugar-dipped tobacco leaf, and there comes that harsh, ultimately real clearer of the air and esophogeal tract.

And now you're primed, because after the next drink goes down, your stomach knows that you're not fucking around anymore. You're ready to break the wall and raise the fifth sheet. Just so long as you haven't puked on yourself and ruined clothing, you're bulletproof, and the only way you can go is up for the next shot.

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