Beer in the shower

[FarmerJones]

I don't think The Magazine has ever done an article on this before, but maybe they should. Done correctly, it's the most beautiful experience a person can imagine. From that moment forward, you will never shower without beer again (and nor should you). Perfect for both weekends and work days, this beer will make your day bright and sunny.

1. Grab a beer. I recommend a good, light, "summer bar-b-que" beer.
2. Head to the shower, and turn the water on HOT. Very hot. Your skin should be on the verge of boiling off your bones when you hop in, and the bathroom should turn into a sauna.
3. Stand facing the water for a few minutes, and let the water beat down on your chest.

Now, this is the best part --

4. Drink some beer. Feel it move down your throat, through your esophagus, and lay down in your belly. Bask in the glory.

The part of waking up, people.

[Otter]

drinking beer in the shower is the only thing better than eating watermelon in the shower!

[Booz Hound]

I couldn't agree more, nothing better. Cans are better because I have accidentally dropped a bottle, not pretty.

[KaosDad]

During the good months I ride a motorcycle to work. During the summer, I arrive home a stinky, sweaty mess. The cure:

1) Shuck jacket & boots
2) Smooch KaosMom
3) Mix drink - STRONG
4) Head to shower WITH DRINK
5) Energe clean AND refreshed

YESH!

[waahoohah]

This is the only reason they call it High Life...

[Martini Time]

A little MDM archeology reveals the sage musings of he they call Barca.

[the green fairy]

mixed drinks are a little trickier, cause they get water in them more easy.
i guess that's why you said make it strong.
hah.
i make drinks strong anyways.
measuring is for pussies...
and bartenders

[Coriolanus]

mixed drinks are a little trickier, cause they get water in them more easy.
i guess that's why you said make it strong.
hah.
i make drinks strong anyways.
measuring is for pussies...
and bartenders

Not the good ones, lady. I eyeball that shit.

[fizzmaster]

Pounded a Heineken in the shower today after a long ass day painting barns in the heat. It was fucking bliss. I think I drained the bottle in 4 sips.

[Rip Rufus]

When I get home from hockey (or softball, volleyball, work, etc) and need a shower, a can of High Life almost always accompanies me. Or when I am about to head out to the bar, the last of my "frontloading" beers is downed in the shower.

But on those odd occasions when a lady is at my place, they always seem to notice the 2 or 3 empties on the back of the tub. They ask me if I drink in the shower. I ask them why they don't.

[Frankennietzsche]

A little MDM archeology reveals the sage musings of he they call Barca.

I was just going through my saved documents looking for a updated phone list and saw that. Coincidence? Some Jungian synchronicity? Woo knows...

[fizzmaster]

When I get home from hockey (or softball, volleyball, work, etc) and need a shower, a can of High Life almost always accompanies me. Or when I am about to head out to the bar, the last of my "frontloading" beers is downed in the shower.

But on those odd occasions when a lady is at my place, they always seem to notice the 2 or 3 empties on the back of the tub. They ask me if I drink in the shower. I ask them why they don't.

The only girl to stay with me for over a year took pictures of me chugging off of a keg while showering on the 2nd day I knew her. It was a fucking star crossed match.

[FearNoBeer]

[quote="FarmerJones"]I don't think The Magazine has ever done an article on this before, but maybe they should. Done correctly, it's the most beautiful experience a person can imagine. From that moment forward, you will never shower without beer again (and nor should you). Perfect for both weekends and work days, this beer will make your day bright and sunny.

1. Grab a beer. I recommend a good, light, "summer bar-b-que" beer.
2. Head to the shower, and turn the water on HOT. Very hot. Your skin should be on the verge of boiling off your bones when you hop in, and the bathroom should turn into a sauna.
3. Stand facing the water for a few minutes, and let the water beat down on your chest.

Now, this is the best part --

4. Drink some beer. Feel it move down your throat, through your esophagus, and lay down in your belly. Bask in the glory.

The part of waking up, people.[/quote]

Well, having a cold BEER at the sauna is just...great. Not in the shower, though. You might catch water in your BEER...

[drunken parrot]

having a well heated swimming pool has a similar effect. nothing better than turning the pool heater on high for a few hours, then go into a 95 degree pool with a frosty ice-cold

[l...]

When I get home from hockey (or softball, volleyball, work, etc) and need a shower, a can of High Life almost always accompanies me. Or when I am about to head out to the bar, the last of my "frontloading" beers is downed in the shower.

But on those odd occasions when a lady is at my place, they always seem to notice the 2 or 3 empties on the back of the tub. They ask me if I drink in the shower. I ask them why they don't.

The only girl to stay with me for over a year took pictures of me chugging off of a keg while showering on the 2nd day I knew her. It was a fucking star crossed match.

you've obviously never met THIS girl.