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Re: dry wedding

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[quote="peetie44[Claus]

Sir,

Are you suggesting one drinks whiskey before attempting a tango or a foxtrot at the wedding reception?[/quote]

Yes. Enough, sir, that one shan't remember attempting it.
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Surreal McCoy wrote:
K-37. You're better than that.

We live in a society where we are constantly being told how and when to drink. We're bombarded with "do's and not to do's" - don't drink in the morning, don't drink alone, don't drink and operate heavy machinery, don't drink and play jarts with your children. Total Bullshit. Yet, we drunkards have always found a way to work around these dry-societal-norms. We have always found a way to enjoy life the way we want to enjoy it and, for the most part, not draw too much attnetion to ourselves.

Life is essentially a dry wedding.

You've figured out a way to operate as a drunkard in life, you'll do the same at the wedding.
I feel empowered! Said wedding takes place on Sat 20th and I shall file a report.
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kowalski37 wrote:
Surreal McCoy wrote:
K-37. You're better than that.

We live in a society where we are constantly being told how and when to drink. We're bombarded with "do's and not to do's" - don't drink in the morning, don't drink alone, don't drink and operate heavy machinery, don't drink and play jarts with your children. Total Bullshit. Yet, we drunkards have always found a way to work around these dry-societal-norms. We have always found a way to enjoy life the way we want to enjoy it and, for the most part, not draw too much attnetion to ourselves.

Life is essentially a dry wedding.

You've figured out a way to operate as a drunkard in life, you'll do the same at the wedding.
I feel empowered! Said wedding takes place on Sat 20th and I shall file a report.
Make sure you include all groppings, and vomits as well as the color....we here at the MDM Forums need details...
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kowalski37 wrote:I feel empowered! Said wedding takes place on Sat 20th and I shall file a report.
Wow, I too will be attending a friend's wedding on that day, who had the audacity to suggest I only agreed to attend to be near an open bar. Have fun in your mirror mirror version, though. Godspeed.
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An easy way to sneak booze into a wedding is in a camera bag. It's a little more obvious these days with all the tiny digital camcorders but if you have one of those old analog VHS jobs you should be able to fit at least a liter in there. Hip flasks are a necessity at weddings. My best friend got married and explicitly instructed all the groomsmen not to bring flasks because the wife, blah, blah, blah. I disregarded this rediculous instruction and brought two. While the rediculously long photo shoot was getting started said friend charges in demanding a flask. I of course pretend I don't have one sensing a trap. He exclaims, "God damn it Brian I know you've got one just give it to me Jen (the bride) needs it!" I tossed him the small one and when he left pulled out the second. The other groomsmen were in awe and pissed they'd listened to him. Later my buddy's dad opened up the camera case and we shared a few beers from the cooler he had in the back of his truck. Weddings need booze.
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Oggar wrote:An easy way to sneak booze into a wedding is in a camera bag. It's a little more obvious these days with all the tiny digital camcorders but if you have one of those old analog VHS jobs you should be able to fit at least a liter in there. Hip flasks are a necessity at weddings. My best friend got married and explicitly instructed all the groomsmen not to bring flasks because the wife, blah, blah, blah. I disregarded this rediculous instruction and brought two. While the rediculously long photo shoot was getting started said friend charges in demanding a flask. I of course pretend I don't have one sensing a trap. He exclaims, "God damn it Brian I know you've got one just give it to me Jen (the bride) needs it!" I tossed him the small one and when he left pulled out the second. The other groomsmen were in awe and pissed they'd listened to him. Later my buddy's dad opened up the camera case and we shared a few beers from the cooler he had in the back of his truck. Weddings need booze.
Love that story.

Personally I've enver been to a wedding with less than a river of booze running through it. I mean christ im gonna need a few to get through me getting married without having some form of fit.
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http://www.camelbak.com/index.cfm

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A dry wedding...you poor bastard :( Wish you luck with your hidden treasure.

Most fun I've had on a wedding is when and a friend who went as waiter asked me to come, spent whole night in the kitchen drinking gin and vodka and eating these babies.

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Flock Of Frogs wrote:A dry wedding...you poor bastard :( Wish you luck with your hidden treasure.

Most fun I've had on a wedding is when and a friend who went as waiter asked me to come, spent whole night in the kitchen drinking gin and vodka and eating these babies.

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Is that snow man shit?
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Sleestack wrote: Is that snow man shit?
Hahahaha...nope. It's raffaello, "almond surrounded by a soft cream, wrapped in a coconut wafer shell and coated in coconut. " Mmmmmmm....
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Flock Of Frogs wrote:
Sleestack wrote: Is that snow man shit?
Hahahaha...nope. It's raffaello, "almond surrounded by a soft cream, wrapped in a coconut wafer shell and coated in coconut. " Mmmmmmm....
If that's what snow man shit is? then I would hit that...with some burbon...more than once

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Why do I now have visions of snow man scat porn? ...and thank you for welcome :)
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Flock Of Frogs wrote:Why do I now have visions of snow man scat porn? ...and thank you for welcome :)
Scat? well you can go that way. But you might want to take it over to the Not Booze related page :)

Or maybe you mean Scat man Coruthers? he was quite an artist...
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Sleestack wrote:
Flock Of Frogs wrote:Why do I now have visions of snow man scat porn? ...and thank you for welcome :)
Scat? well you can go that way. But you might want to take it over to the Not Booze related page :)

Or maybe you mean Scat man Coruthers? he was quite an artist...
Hey, you're the one who brought up snow man poop :p But nevermind, don't want to derail this topic except to agree with you abot Crothers, he sure had some serious talent... actor + great music = win in my book.

Back to abominable thing know as dry wedding.
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Flock Of Frogs wrote:
Sleestack wrote:
Flock Of Frogs wrote:Why do I now have visions of snow man scat porn? ...and thank you for welcome :)
Scat? well you can go that way. But you might want to take it over to the Not Booze related page :)

Or maybe you mean Scat man Coruthers? he was quite an artist...
Hey, you're the one who brought up snow man poop :p But nevermind, don't want to derail this topic except to agree with you abot Crothers, he sure had some serious talent... actor + great music = win in my book.

Back to abominable thing know as dry wedding.
Yes, back to the topic. It's just not right for a poor Englishman to go to a "Dry Wedding"...It's damn near un-American if you ask me... :-)

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