hell yeah.
just wanted to say hi.
bonus points for anyone drunk on a weekday. fuck this game.
word up.
im drunk
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ghostface1
- Super Drunkard
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im drunk
"Please sir, make it whiskey
For I have no head for wine."
For I have no head for wine."
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Captain Tim
- Souse
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- Joined: Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:26 pm
- Location: MO
Re: im drunk
Good to hear, my friend, no bonus points today for me, but I really think I need it.
Have one on me.
Have one on me.
Re: im drunk
Ok I'm drunk on sunday night. Not quite ia weekday, but I still have to work tomorrow. Cheers!
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Shane-O-Matic
- Drunker Than God
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Re: im drunk
I look at a 12 hour shift on a Monday, and it's pretty tough to accept without a good drink the night before.
A wee measure the next day does no harm, neither.
A wee measure the next day does no harm, neither.
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Mallory Knox
- King Cockeyed
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Re: im drunk
I'm drunk in the MIDDLE of a weekday...
That's me FTW, in case anyone's keeping score.
That's me FTW, in case anyone's keeping score.
ivan wrote:Bring it! You foe me, and I'll make brilliant posts that you won't see!
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Fabricsoftner
- Inebriate Savant
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Re: im drunk
I had a meeting this morning at 9 am. I just got back and I'm drinking bourbon on the rocks and listening to Tom Waits. This is how you enjoy life.
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
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greygoose
- Juicing Like Jackie
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Re: im drunk
Whooooeeeee! Drunk on a weekday? Damn son, you the cat's pajamas. Here, lemme buy you a half-pint of cherry vodka.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
Re: im drunk
yesh asnd youire're not het onyle one. csak streght glenturret
"Don't give a damn how this turns out
Drain bottles just to scream and shout
On the run from reality
Poison helps me and go flee"
Drain bottles just to scream and shout
On the run from reality
Poison helps me and go flee"
Re: im drunk
Excellent work sir! I wish i could be hitting the sauce with you right now.Jelmo wrote:yesh asnd youire're not het onyle one. csak streght glenturret
Re: im drunk
thanky ou bit i dont htink thats; nescescarry bacause i'm going to bed, got to work nin the mrornig and my heads ont he desk most ofthe time asnyways. gpod night~`!
"Don't give a damn how this turns out
Drain bottles just to scream and shout
On the run from reality
Poison helps me and go flee"
Drain bottles just to scream and shout
On the run from reality
Poison helps me and go flee"
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Fabricsoftner
- Inebriate Savant
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Re: im drunk
Ive had 6 cocktaisl tonight and im about to make number 7 and i cvant wait til i shit tmrw morning cause i know its gonna smell awful anf fill the whole house and ima be a haoppy mother cfucker
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
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Mother Goose
- Boozing Like Bukowski
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Re: im drunk
Mmmkay. I too am excited to smell my own shit tomorrow. If I recall correctly, my Sailor Jerry shits are something of legend.OmmEmerd wrote:Ive had 6 cocktaisl tonight and im about to make number 7 and i cvant wait til i shit tmrw morning cause i know its gonna smell awful anf fill the whole house and ima be a haoppy mother cfucker
"DC is a toilet. And it needs a good flush." ~ Weatherman
Drunkard Chat bot sez: fiyah: i'm picturing wasabi oozing out of her parents, and im at a good pace if you have to do this cheap as fuck. but drunkards need to unite
Re: im drunk
Ahhh the dreaded "brown squall." I've pretty much sworn off sailor jerry on work nights.Mother Goose wrote:Mmmkay. I too am excited to smell my own shit tomorrow. If I recall correctly, my Sailor Jerry shits are something of legend.OmmEmerd wrote:Ive had 6 cocktaisl tonight and im about to make number 7 and i cvant wait til i shit tmrw morning cause i know its gonna smell awful anf fill the whole house and ima be a haoppy mother cfucker
Alcohol makes us better human beings. - FKR
"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have." - Thomas Jefferson
"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have." - Thomas Jefferson
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waahoohah
- Drinking Like W.C.
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Re: im drunk
We just got Genesee Cream Ale in these parts. I figure a big pile of them, and some red beans and rice, and I should be right up there with Chernobyl in about twelve hours.Rumhead wrote:
Ahhh the dreaded "brown squall."
"Beginner's luck is only possible if you try."
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