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thought you would all appreciate this - the 4 stages of makers mark maturation
http://whiskyforeveryone.blogspot.com/2 ... aster.html
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Hey I seen the shit first hand.
Stuck my finger in the mash.
Makers Mark mash rightchya.

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I used to have a carpet that colour.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote: Stuck my finger in the mash.
i just died somemore. you know, inside. no, like in my heart. and stomach. and liver. and a little in my brain.
Stupid should hurt.

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I don't know much about Bourbon, but here is what I have to say: If ruby and amber were mixed together with fire and made liquid, that's how it would taste.
Now the Casino can spank my ass, but drinking that WT rare brew is what I actually experience.
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Wingman wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote: Stuck my finger in the mash.
i just died somemore. you know, inside. no, like in my heart. and stomach. and liver. and a little in my brain.
Seriously. I know that the distillation temperature should kill any germ, but for me drinking a bourbon is like meeting a beautiful woman. I have no desire to hear about people putting their fingers in either.
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John Barleycorn wrote:
Wingman wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote: Stuck my finger in the mash.
i just died somemore. you know, inside. no, like in my heart. and stomach. and liver. and a little in my brain.
Seriously. I know that the distillation temperature should kill any germ, but for me drinking a bourbon is like meeting a beautiful woman. I have no desire to hear about people putting their fingers in either.
Bravo John. Bravo.
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Well lah dee dah. Good thing I didn't post a pic of all the other people dipping their dirty unwashed dick beaters in that vat.
Seriously you people are the biggest bunch of sissies...
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Well lah dee dah. Good thing I didn't post a pic of all the other people dipping their dirty unwashed dick beaters in that vat.
Seriously you people are the biggest bunch of sissies...
Yet there is a moon over Bourbon street.
Halloween is coming and what I do may be wrong, yet you people begged for it.
No I can never show my face at noon...
Bourbon, shall now bring to my heart the boom.
Don't worry, there is a moon
over Bourbon street.
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Everyone bow at the feet of George T Stagg, for he is our fire-breathing Lord...
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Stuck my finger in the mash.
Naw, Thirsty...you didn't just stick you finger in it...you scooped up a double handful and tried to chug it.
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peetie44 wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Stuck my finger in the mash.
Naw, Thirsty...you didn't just stick you finger in it...you scooped up a double handful and tried to chug it.
They had to pull my head out of that shit. I lost a pair of sunglasses, a lighter, and a do-rag in that vat so if anyone gets a bottle with my stuff in it...
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:, and a do-rag ...
Had you been breakdancing?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote: a pair of sunglasses, a lighter, and a do-rag in that vat so if anyone gets a bottle with my stuff in it...
a prize inside every bottle! you know, besides the buzz....
Stupid should hurt.

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Jim Beam White and Statesboro Blues. An excellent combo.

cheers bourbon lovers.

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