The Best Excuse to Drink Today

[Bur]

I think I blacked out a little there while watching Cheers.
You gotta love a t.v. show set in a bar.

whatwerewit

[Bob Young]

Im drinking today because when i came home today and tried to take off my shoes I stumbled a little.
Quite embarrassing.
Must drink to redeem myself.

[Negromancer]

Today I must drink to forget the terrible hangover this bastard caused me:


I mean sure, it looks awesome but don't be fooled. I won't be drinking gin again for a while. And that brand probably never.

[Patchez]

Because I'm Pregaming for tomorrow nite.

[redshift]

Because it's waaay past 5pm and I am on holiday? Frankly, I don't need an excuse, just need enough money and time in hand to drink.

[DeeboCools]

Because I've had good luck, bad luck, and everything in between.

"Everything in between" is an entire world of adventure an shit.

Drinking is insurance.

[Bob Young]

Well you see its like this.
I rolled a nice, fat joint and then started smoking said fat joint.
All was right with the world.
I could hear the birds singing.
The sunshine was on my face.
Its burning nice and evenly, you know.
The way I like.
Im almost finished now.
The cherry stayed on the whole time.
A real professional joint.
I was getting an erection.
I keep going.
Its almost gone.
Nearer and nearer still.
"Mother Fucker!!!!". I scream.
Another burn.
I also came a little.
"Great". I think to no one but the damned.
Now I got to drink half of a handle of rum just to get rid of this barely noticeable pain.
I drink today because of the pain I wish to forget.
I also drink today because every time I smoke a joint I cum a little.
A blessing or a curse?
You the reader decide.

[Bob Young]

I cant smoke joints around my friends.

[Savage]

I dun need no steenkin' excuse!

[beerkegbilly]

today ends in a y it's night time I when it the store week before the super bowl my cat and dog are barking meowing away
there is snow outside snow is falling I got a bag of chips at the store all good excuse to drink like I need excuse to drink
anything works for me

[Savage]

today ends in a y it's night time I when it the store week before the super bowl my cat and dog are barking meowing away
there is snow outside snow is falling I got a bag of chips at the store all good excuse to drink like I need excuse to drink
anything works for me

I like to go to the store for milk or eggs. The aisle with the bourbon is conveniently located catty-corner from those other staples.

[beerkegbilly]

I woke up today today ends with a y. The sun out today and later the moon will be out those excuse to drink

[wired]

Because the booze will not drink itself.

[.........]

art show on friday. gotta paint

also, sorry if I'm violating some sort of first post etiquette here. hi everyone!

[Judge]

new guy buys. I'll have a ice cold PBR. Also, be sure to read the new members name section in "the pub" forum.