to the ladies

[ghostface1]

http://inventorspot.com/articles/study_ ... rink_24948

so just remember ladies, be yourself, if yourself is a competitor in the art and sport of guzzling hard alcohol.

i myself have a so-far dry gf. this doesn't mean she doesn't approve, but it does mean i get perks like a dd and my cabinet doesn't get plundered.

however, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCjLM-L1 ... re=related

take away the novelty meat bullshit and candy-ass liquor and nothing's hotter than a woman guzzling the real deal.

i mean booze. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

[peetie44]

http://inventorspot.com/articles/study_ ... rink_24948

so just remember ladies, be yourself, if yourself is a competitor in the art and sport of guzzling hard alcohol.

i myself have a so-far dry gf. this doesn't mean she doesn't approve, but it does mean i get perks like a dd and my cabinet doesn't get plundered.

however, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCjLM-L1 ... re=related

take away the novelty meat bullshit and candy-ass liquor and nothing's hotter than a woman guzzling the real deal.

i mean booze. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

It's good to be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

[Timo Valdez]

Ha. I think it all depends though. If you're out and about it usually sucks. I mean, there are few things more frustrating than having to limit your own potential drunkenness because you feel obligated to babysit your already drunk girlfriend...or worse the already drunk girl who's "just a friend"....the one that will complain about how overprotective you are but then call you the next day trying to tell you that you fucked up because you didn't talk her out of the stupid shit she did. But I digress. On the other hand, a simple evening in with your significant other, sharing a bottle of E and J that you bought on sale at Rite Aid for 5.99 can be quite magical...at least until you wake up and she's cursing at you for making her drink that cheap shit.

[BBoozer]

A man should know how to hold his liquor, and so should every woman too! That said, my wife recently acquired a taste for fine whisky, and you can call me a hopeless romantic, but there is hardly anything more hart warming than sharing a bottle of single malt with a good harted woman on a cold winter's evening, with snow falling outside and listening to Bach. Drinking is a form of art, and we can only encourage women to participate, but, a drunken lady, as a drunken gentleman, is an ugly thing - art is only a true art when you master it.

[DeeboCools]

historically I've gotten along better with dry girlfriends. I long for the day when I meet one who can handle her shit, but too many(at my age) can't.

[Jags]

I can tell by my wifes eyes when she has reached the island. But her behaveure doesn't change much. Only if there is some emotional trigger then I have to babysit but that is a rareity. I can't stress enough how important practice is.

[Fabricsoftner]

Im still looking for my Dorothy Parker, but that bloody marry is looking good right now

[Hush]

My wife doesn't drink a lot. Maybe one "lady drink" but after that she switches to something non alcoholic. We've been together for 8 years and i've only seen her mildly drunk once or twice.

I do miss the fact that we can never get drunk together. But I guess the fact that she doesn't drink has more advantages then disadvantages.

Disadvantages:

- Sometimes she whines about the fact that I get drunk too often.
- Sometimes she wants to go home earlier then me I want to stay ('cause I'm having too much fun or just not drunk enough)

Advantages:

- I always have a undrunk driver to get me home
- I never have to share the booze that I keep in my liquer cabinet
- There's always a undrunk parent in the house
- Two people who drink and eat a lot in one household is very expensive.
- ...

[Mayhem]

I've never had good luck with drunkard girlfriends.

[Rip Rufus]

Dating a drunk chick, from my experience, means that the fun times will be even more fun, but the bad times will be worse. Higher highs and lower lows than dating a dry.

[Hush]

Dating a drunk chick, from my experience, means that the fun times will be even more fun, but the bad times will be worse. Higher highs and lower lows than dating a dry.

Yep,... sounds about right.

[Gin McGuinness]

Dating a drunk chick, from my experience, means that the fun times will be even more fun, but the bad times will be worse. Higher highs and lower lows than dating a dry.

Yep,... sounds about right.

con-freakin-cur
and it goes back-ass-wards as well.

[Mother Goose]

I can't believe goose hasn't posted yet about how kickass of a drunkard wife I am. I find time to take care of my kiddo, show up for work every day, and still manage to enjoy a bit of boozing. Well, he'd probably say that I rock so I'll just speak for him. :)

[grippingthewheel]

Where's my sharp eye-poking stick?

[Gin McGuinness]

I can't believe goose hasn't posted yet about how kickass of a drunkard wife I am. I find time to take care of my kiddo, show up for work every day, and still manage to enjoy a bit of boozing. Well, he'd probably say that I rock so I'll just speak for him. :)

this is why the world still turns. no matter how many drinks I've had, I still get out of bed to get the kid to school.