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Ron Jeremy is Coming

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Ron Jeremy is selling rum.
Ron de Jeremy is exceptionally smooth 7-year old rum from Panama. It is created by another legend, a 72-year old Cuban Master Blender Francisco Don Pancho Fernandez. Ron de Jeremy tastes perfect naked with nothing added and works equally great as a mixer. It is the adult rum.
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Rum, as all alcohol, is meant for adults. Next year, however, infamous adult star Ron Jeremy is launching his "adult" rum, making him another Johnny-come-lately--or Ronny-come-lately, if you'll indulge--on the celebrity booze scene. Ron de Jeremy, which will be available next month for sale online, is a "well-balanced" 7-year-old Panamanian rum.
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The "adult" vibe is evident at the very least in its wink-wink description: "The oak comes through robustly and satisfyingly [...] The finish is elegant and long."
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Pre-order it here.
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I gotta try a bottle of this if for no other reason than saving the bottle for the collection.
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i don't think i can put that in my mouth.
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Yeah, there's no way that stuff doesn't smell like sweaty butthole and ballsack.

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Wingman wrote:i don't think i can put that in my mouth.
You should drink it from your butt.
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Patchez wrote:I gotta try a bottle of this if for no other reason than saving the bottle for the collection.
agreed
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I am totally buying a bottle of this.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Wingman wrote:i don't think i can put that in my mouth.
You should drink it from your butt.
It's the only way to be sure.
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FNZ69 wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Wingman wrote:i don't think i can put that in my mouth.
You should drink it from your butt.
It's the only way to be sure.
Nice... Aliens... I gotcha.
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Something stiff you'll want to put in your mouth.

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These pics are completely photoshopped. Would love to play along, but just sayin. I'm drinking 5 star. yay
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Wingman wrote:i don't think i can put that in my mouth.
That's what she said.
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I still can't understand how Ron Jermey became a porn star...but rum production seems to be completely outside his expertise. Maybe he's just that talented.
Logic goes out the window when large sums of money are involved.

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Checked few websiets to see if this shit is real but it seems so.

still dunno tho if this awesome or just fucking weird. Both actually. I think

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That's weird huh ? You drink it out of the bottle ? And does that make you gay or something and do you say his bottle huh?
I would only drink it out of a glass it's funny it says good naked and it is Ron Jeremy funny

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