A forum to post your thoughts about the art and beauty of getting loaded.
Moderators: Artful Drunktective , mistah willies , NYDingbat , Judge , oettinger , Oggar , Badfellow , Mr Boozificator
Chimneyfish
Boozing Like Bukowski
Posts: 4026 Joined: Thu May 24, 2007 1:22 amLocation: California
Post
by Chimneyfish Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:33 pm
Ron Jeremy is selling rum.
Ron de Jeremy is exceptionally smooth 7-year old rum from Panama. It is created by another legend, a 72-year old Cuban Master Blender Francisco Don Pancho Fernandez. Ron de Jeremy tastes perfect naked with nothing added and works equally great as a mixer. It is the adult rum.
Rum, as all alcohol, is meant for adults. Next year, however, infamous adult star Ron Jeremy is launching his "adult" rum, making him another Johnny-come-lately--or Ronny-come-lately, if you'll indulge--on the celebrity booze scene. Ron de Jeremy, which will be available next month for sale online, is a "well-balanced" 7-year-old Panamanian rum.
The "adult" vibe is evident at the very least in its wink-wink description: "The oak comes through robustly and satisfyingly [...] The finish is elegant and long."
Pre-order it here .
Patchez
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6540 Joined: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:41 pmLocation: South Central, PA
Post
by Patchez Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:22 am
I gotta try a bottle of this if for no other reason than saving the bottle for the collection.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
Wingman
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5078 Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:44 pmLocation: on my way to a bar
Post
by Wingman Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:39 pm
i don't think i can put that in my mouth.
Stupid should hurt.
Chimneyfish
Boozing Like Bukowski
Posts: 4026 Joined: Thu May 24, 2007 1:22 amLocation: California
Post
by Chimneyfish Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:57 pm
Yeah, there's no way that stuff doesn't smell like sweaty butthole and ballsack.
ThirstyDrunk
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12700 Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pmLocation: Xenia
Post
by ThirstyDrunk Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:56 am
Wingman wrote: i don't think i can put that in my mouth.
You should drink it from your butt.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
TheBigCasino
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6456 Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2003 7:02 amLocation: the golden age.
Contact:
Post
by TheBigCasino Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:49 pm
Patchez wrote: I gotta try a bottle of this if for no other reason than saving the bottle for the collection.
agreed
BMMS is wrong.
Mother Goose
Boozing Like Bukowski
Posts: 4322 Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:45 amLocation: Go Colts!
Post
by Mother Goose Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:00 pm
I am totally buying a bottle of this.
"DC is a toilet. And it needs a good flush." ~ Weatherman
Drunkard Chat bot sez: fiyah: i'm picturing wasabi oozing out of her parents, and im at a good pace if you have to do this cheap as fuck. but drunkards need to unite
Frankennietzsche
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12348 Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:13 pmLocation: Master of the Meatloaf Winds
Contact:
Post
by Frankennietzsche Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:54 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote: Wingman wrote: i don't think i can put that in my mouth.
You should drink it from your butt.
It's the only way to be sure.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
TheBigCasino
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6456 Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2003 7:02 amLocation: the golden age.
Contact:
Post
by TheBigCasino Sun Jan 16, 2011 11:48 pm
FNZ69 wrote: ThirstyDrunk wrote: Wingman wrote: i don't think i can put that in my mouth.
You should drink it from your butt.
It's the only way to be sure.
Nice... Aliens... I gotcha.
BMMS is wrong.
quickdrunkard
Booze Head
Posts: 32 Joined: Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:52 pm
Post
by quickdrunkard Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:34 pm
Something stiff you'll want to put in your mouth.
Resident Asshole
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2834 Joined: Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:09 amLocation: Coming in your back door.
Post
by Resident Asshole Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:13 am
These pics are completely photoshopped. Would love to play along, but just sayin. I'm drinking 5 star. yay
Bourbon is my blood."Gren Label will rock on the show for me." bot rehan507"women want to better express themselves. Dress up as their own performance this will be a lack of confidence." bot clshoo348
G_W
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12239 Joined: Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:36 pmLocation: Houston, TX
Contact:
Post
by G_W Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:55 pm
Wingman wrote: i don't think i can put that in my mouth.
That's what she said.
steved wrote: Proof is just information.
"We're all in a freak show. It's called life. Buy a ticket and enjoy the ride." -
Foamy the Squirrel
BenTheBeast
Super Drunkard
Posts: 147 Joined: Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:12 pmLocation: Sioux City, IA
Post
by BenTheBeast Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:54 pm
I still can't understand how Ron Jermey became a porn star...but rum production seems to be completely outside his expertise. Maybe he's just that talented.
Logic goes out the window when large sums of money are involved.
Bur
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2963 Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:55 amLocation: Finland
Post
by Bur Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:31 pm
Checked few websiets to see if this shit is real but it seems so.
beerkegbilly
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2028 Joined: Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:05 pmLocation: in a hollow of a tree or in a wishing well but alway on my pot of gold really Penna USA
Post
by beerkegbilly Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:00 pm
That's weird huh ? You drink it out of the bottle ? And does that make you gay or something and do you say his bottle huh?
