Sounds like you need to take some time to concider who your friends really are. You wont get a flask because your scared of their reaction, as far as your last shack up, mixing things up is essential for satisfaction. I bet your friends are teetolers, que no?The Frederick wrote:I'd love to get a flask. They call this the liberal age, but I dunno, they're all prudes to me. They don't drink, they don't smoke, and you should have seen the reactions of my friends when I told them my last shack up involved bondage and spanking with a spatula.
Carrying a flask
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good company will always turn a blind eye, bad company is a good band, but apart from them, not worth knowing
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solves all the problems, flask's a bit small though
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I have three. One stainless, one stainless with a camo cover and one from Stanley like the one I sen Bluto. I love the Stanley one. Not shaped well for hip carry but perfect for the inside jacket pocket.
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My favourite 'flask' is a plastic bottle of Sprite (50% Sprite, 50 % vodka). Nobody's suspicious about it.
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I got mad at my flask a couple weeks ago while I was out drinking beer - it was empty. Sadly I threw it off a parking deck. I feel so bad, that's no way to treat a friend.
Now, technically what he's got isn't a flask, but it *could* have been one, but it's one of my favorite vintage scenes of drinking hard booze in movies, Bogart in THE BIG SLEEP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2BU8-7kQLI
Now, technically what he's got isn't a flask, but it *could* have been one, but it's one of my favorite vintage scenes of drinking hard booze in movies, Bogart in THE BIG SLEEP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2BU8-7kQLI
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A man without a flask is less than half a man
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Many is th4e time on this board I have touted the positive aspects of my 16oz plastic flask, but for those of you drunks with short memory or those that just got here I will again. First off its fucking 16 ounces, its plastic so you can drop it and shit, and if you lose it or have to ditch it what ar you out like $2.99? good shit. and it hold 16 ounces.
Yeah i got fancy flasksk but they are mainly for show or special occasions. Go with the cheapo plastic . I got one right here and probably a couple in these boxes i packed up, which may or may not have liquor inb them right now bitch.
Yeah i got fancy flasksk but they are mainly for show or special occasions. Go with the cheapo plastic . I got one right here and probably a couple in these boxes i packed up, which may or may not have liquor inb them right now bitch.
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might as well chime in again with the "+1" for you fuckers with poor memories.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Many is th4e time on this board I have touted the positive aspects of my 16oz plastic flask, but for those of you drunks with short memory or those that just got here I will again. First off its fucking 16 ounces, its plastic so you can drop it and shit, and if you lose it or have to ditch it what ar you out like $2.99? good shit. and it hold 16 ounces.
Yeah i got fancy flasksk but they are mainly for show or special occasions. Go with the cheapo plastic . I got one right here and probably a couple in these boxes i packed up, which may or may not have liquor inb them right now bitch.
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It was my boss's birthday the other week. I bought him a flask and filled it with Jaeger (not my choice, but he puts it away like noones business on nights out). It's not enough to rock a flask yourself and hope the rest of the world catches up, you need to spread the message! ;)
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Orcs.BBoozer wrote:That's right. When walking through Spain, about ten years ago, I always carried a bota (goat skin flask). It carried me through the day and nobody was ever suspicous about it. In fact, it was great to share and make friends.FNZ wrote:I carry a skin of wine along with my iron rations wherever I go.
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Geezus. Carry a flask or two. Bourbon AND whiskey. No big whoop.
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I carry my wine in a foreskin.
I'm getting a bigger one for Christmas. It is gonna be made with five skins.
I'm getting a bigger one for Christmas. It is gonna be made with five skins.
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You'll need to get new pants.Screwball wrote:I carry my wine in a foreskin.
I'm getting a bigger one for Christmas. It is gonna be made with five skins.
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