Getting drunk quick.

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Re: Getting drunk quick.

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hereforthebeer wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:27 am
if i could just get my stomach to agree to the keep the right amount of alcohol down as i think is sensible, it's getts aggrivated after a few litres of cider. it just hurts. That's about it, i manage to tolerate it, and move back to normality, but it just feels like the alcohol is upsetting the inner part of my stomach.

One day I hope we will evolve stronger stomachs. These pussy easily aggravated stomachs are kind of annoying.
Strange, mine is fine. It has granit flooring and marble decoration on the sides.

But if you ever stumble upon a functioning colon-system on ebay let me know
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Re: Getting drunk quick.

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:19 am
hereforthebeer wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:27 am
if i could just get my stomach to agree to the keep the right amount of alcohol down as i think is sensible, it's getts aggrivated after a few litres of cider. it just hurts. That's about it, i manage to tolerate it, and move back to normality, but it just feels like the alcohol is upsetting the inner part of my stomach.

One day I hope we will evolve stronger stomachs. These pussy easily aggravated stomachs are kind of annoying.
Strange, mine is fine. It has granit flooring and marble decoration on the sides.

But if you ever stumble upon a functioning colon-system on ebay let me know
it's ok since i returned to the salt system Oetinger, i can do 4-5 pints, just i guess stomach is not made for alcohol.

its just a painful feeling it passes. But very interesting that you have an OK stomach, there's hope for me yet!

tbh relatives I know can drink spirits and I can't so I dont think it's genetic, i'm 30 btw, also not not a child, but I mention my dad as he can drink vodka like water. Salt is working here now, finally felling kinda smashed. First time in ages. Smashed when you are still aware, the best type of smashed i think.

i think i'm about to get super smashed tbh in next 1 hour.

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Re: Getting drunk quick.

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Aim for blackout island, the course is easy to navigate.
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Upon getting home from work, I like to do an initial "welcome home" shot or two. Afterwards, I like to pace the room and do shots every few minutes, interspersed with bong hits. After 2 or 3 hours of this, I can start to relax.
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Interspersed bong hits are key.
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Interspersed bong hits are my friends.
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Re: Getting drunk quick.

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Like an interracial couple, booze and pot can make cool looking babies.

Getting drunk quick is friggin fun.

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Otherwise, it's the black of space or the ocean below...

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