Are there any good pre-mixed drinks out there?

[JimLahey]

In Canada you can find pretty damn good premixed Caesars. Problem is they usually cost more than beer. If you can find the 6 pack Caesars in cans, it's a good buy though. Don't bother with the Smirnoff premixed Caesars because who the fuck wants a 4 pack for the price of a 6 pack. Better yet, who the fuck wants a 4 pack period?

[Captain Tim]

Step One: Do normal mixed drinks for a little bit.
Step Two: When the taste buds have been beaten into submission, present any or many premixed handle(s) (I recommend the Premixed Long Islands).
Step Three: Present the premixed handle(s) not as another drink, but as a challenge.
Step Four:WOOOO HOOOOO
Step Five: ???
Step Six: Assume you had a fuckin' great time.

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

Tell them to mix their own fucking drinks.