Crown Royal Black- "Bold as Bourbon..."

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Re: Crown Royal Black- "Bold as Bourbon..."

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The only reason to buy Crown Royal is if you need a new dice bag.
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Re: Crown Royal Black- "Bold as Bourbon..."

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frankennietzsche wrote:The tag line for the commercial is "Bold as Bourbon. Smooth as Crown."
Notice the comma. The Archduke Ferdinand of punctuation marks. It's there to differentiate "smooth" from "Bourbon."

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Re: Crown Royal Black- "Bold as Bourbon..."

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Chicken pot pies are great.

Chicken, Pot, Pies.....that's a Whopper of a meal!!


Ya gotta love commas.


Plus, where the Fuck is BMMS?

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Screwball wrote:...where the Fuck is BMMS?
Maybe he's using one of his many aliases...?
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Re: Crown Royal Black- "Bold as Bourbon..."

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Palinka wrote:
Professor Roomie wrote:I find that Canadian and Irish whiskeys lack character, much like Canadians and Irishmen.
Guess who's fighting drunk, tonight...
It was a joke, but I must admit that Georges St-Pierre has a lot of character and integrity.
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Re: Crown Royal Black- "Bold as Bourbon..."

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Professor Roomie wrote:
Palinka wrote:
Professor Roomie wrote:I find that Canadian and Irish whiskeys lack character, much like Canadians and Irishmen.
Guess who's fighting drunk, tonight...
It was a joke, but I must admit that Georges St-Pierre has a lot of character and integrity.
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