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Blackout

Post by ukdrinker » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:14 pm

Im close to blackout here - any blackout stories?

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Re: Blackout

Post by Judge » Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:44 pm

ukdrinker wrote:Im close to blackout here - any blackout stories?
Not that I can remember.
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Re: Blackout

Post by JimLahey » Thu Nov 29, 2012 10:13 pm

What?

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Re: Blackout

Post by Miklo » Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:52 am

Yea, of course....Last night I went down to the local and was having a great time. I was drinking WT101 with Budwiser backs. I was talking to this beautiful woman, whos name I do not recall. I woke up this morning naked on her kitchen table. Funny thing is...my clothes were out side on her lawn and one of my shoes was on the sidewalk three houses down. Do you want to know how that all went down?














So would I! But it must have been a great time, VIVA LA BLACKOUT!!!!!!!!
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Re: Blackout

Post by Mr. Viking » Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:07 am

Miklo wrote:VIVA LA BLACKOUT!!!!!!!!
VIVE LA REBLITZANCE
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Re: Blackout

Post by Wingman » Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:41 pm

The Redhead claims i peed in the closet and kitchen sink, and tried to leave the house naked. of course, she has not proof of this. i'm pretty sure she dreamed it. oh, and she was drunk.
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Re: Blackout

Post by sloweducation » Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:39 pm

Last Sunday night I slept naked on our futon in the spare bedroom, all the while I had a beautiful girl waiting for me in bed. She still met me in the morning with aspirin and coffee.

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Re: Blackout

Post by OtisCampbell » Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:36 pm

One morning I woke-up to go the bathroom. When I turned on the light I found that the entire bathroom was covered in puke. Wall to wall.

I lived alone at that time. I remember coming home drunk and preparing a nightcap, but nothing after that.

...It must have been some nightcap.
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Re: Blackout

Post by The Limey » Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:59 pm

Blacking out is for quitters.

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Re: Blackout

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:58 pm

"Blacking Out" is racist!
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Re: Blackout

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:38 am

I saw the Scorpions on the Blackout tour. What was that bout '81-82? I think Night Ranger opened.
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Re: Blackout

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:05 am

Night Ranger is terrible.
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Re: Blackout

Post by Crystal » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:11 pm

My husband has Call of Duty: Black Ops II.

I don't remember any black-outs. I hear great stories though. I went to a house party YEARS ago for the first time- or so I thought. I show up and everyone is greeting me and giving me hugs. They all know me! Apparently (the word used most by drunkards everywhere) I had gone and partied there two times before. I discovered that the second time I went there and was blacked-out, that my black-out self is much like an alternate personality. Black-out Crystal remembers everything that has happened in other blackouts, but only in black-out mode. If I am not in that mode, I don't remember any other previous black-outs.
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Re: Blackout

Post by Oggar » Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:16 pm

If my life was a video game I would have most of the blackout achievement trophies. Still missing the come to in a different state/country than you went drinking in. I don't count the time I went drinking in Mexico and woke up in the US since that was the plan.
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Re: Blackout

Post by Mr. Viking » Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:24 pm

Oggar wrote:If my life was a video game I would have most of the blackout achievement trophies. Still missing the come to in a different state/country than you went drinking in. I don't count the time I went drinking in Mexico and woke up in the US since that was the plan.
I always try that, then wake up enexpectedly
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