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beer=avery brewing the reverend
wine=opus one
liquor=tequila, usually patron silver or cuervo 1800
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LuckyStrikes wrote:The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it's Arthur Guinness's turn. He orders a soda.

"Why didn't you order a Guinness?" everyone asks.

Guinness replies, "if you guys aren't having beer, then neither will I."
Please don't tell me you got that off of Wil Wheaton dot Net.
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Armed&Angry wrote:Poooba, DKM..., fuckin word, man. I'mm drinkinag some Gueijnness now and I dare say I'm on the rocky road to Dublin. I fuckingg know, it's bottled in CT, I don'[th care.
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San-Miquel...

My choice of beer @ present... NO CONTEST!!
I DRINK IN ORDER NOT TO CRY
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are you joking mate? laast time i had that, well lets just say i didnt like it :oops:
mine's a pint
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Emerson's Bookbinder
Brokenwood Hunter Valley Semillon
Shirohama Umeshu
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Brain's SA Gold
Churchill's port
Lagavulin Scotch whisky
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Great Divide Smoked Baltic Porter

Any Mead


High West Campfire
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Anny Meat is a porn actress I guess


If poor:
Hansa Pilsner

Portugese Rose

Kaliskaya Vodka

If rich:
Pilsner Urquell

None

I don`t know. I was never really rich, the thought alone overwhelms me and I`ll grab the cheapest vodka just being terrified of all the money
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oettinger wrote:...I`ll grab the cheapest vodka...
This.

BTW, you weren't exactly shy of spending in the, admittedly overpiced, UK.

Still smoking those Royals?
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How dare you, smoked in one run. I had to rebuy that weekend.
You still sipping that cider?
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oettinger wrote:How dare you, smoked in one run. I had to rebuy that weekend.
You still sipping that cider?
Just as much as you are smoking those Royals.
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Palinka wrote:
oettinger wrote:...I`ll grab the cheapest vodka...
This.

BTW, you weren't exactly shy of spending in the, admittedly overpiced, UK.

Still smoking those Royals?
A weekend in London almost made me give up smoking. Almost.

Beer: Boulevard Brewing Tank 7 Saison, if I'm feeling classy. Miller High Life the other 364 days a year.
Wine: Why the hell would I be drinking wine? Am I on a date?
Spirit: Hipster bullshit, but Feisty Spirits Red White and Blue Bourbon. A little micro distillery in Fort Collins, CO. One of the owners got me a bottle at half price, because apparently they're run by saints who pity the poor. When it's gone, back to Seagrams VO in the plastic handle with a twisty straw.

And with respect to the last couple posts, for cider, it's Henry Hotspurs Hard Pressed for Cider. Like apple juice, but 5.8% sunshine.
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Beer: Guinness


Wine: Dark


Rum: Black


Sense a theme here?

Call me: B P



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mistah willies wrote:Beer: Guinness

Wine: Dark

Rum: Black

Sense a theme here?...
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