The art of getting hammered defined...

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The art of getting hammered defined...

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The art of getting hammered is the ability to go otherworldly and near amnesia but remain dominant and in control. It's a very fine line!
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Of course, the noble sacrifice for finding that line is having to cross it a few times.

Maybe more than a few.

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Precious wisdom.
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The edge. This invites exploration, you men.

Grab your bottles and your towel and your daft helmets. The future awaits!

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tdcwillies wrote:The edge. This invites exploration, you men.

Grab your bottles and your towel and your draft helmets. The future awaits!

*chug*
Fixed that for you, assuming you meant this

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Patchez wrote:
tdcwillies wrote:The edge. This invites exploration, you men.

Grab your bottles and your towel and your draft helmets. The future awaits!

*chug*
Fixed that for you, assuming you meant this

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HA!
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tdcwillies wrote:
Patchez wrote:
tdcwillies wrote:The edge. This invites exploration, you men.

Grab your bottles and your towel and your draft helmets. The future awaits!

*chug*
Fixed that for you, assuming you meant this

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HA!
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Well, I write some of my most interesting stuff after drinking a bottle or so. And yeah, when I read it in the cold, harsh morning, with nothing on my breath but toothpaste, it is interesting/funny. After reading it, of course, I pour some Makers over my Raisin Bran and go to it again.
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Strange, I always thought the whole gist of this concept was to drink oneself unconscious.

Oh well, my head will hit the table in about two hours and it's barely noon, yet it is also Saturday and I ain't got shit to do.

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Bur wrote:Strange, I always thought the whole gist of this concept was to drink oneself unconscious.

Oh well, my head will hit the table in about two hours and it's barely noon, yet it is also Saturday and I ain't got shit to do.
There you are practicing the art. It's even better when you got more than one day clear with no commitments. Nothing worse than a hangover an unfulfilled commitments.
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