The art of getting hammered defined...
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The art of getting hammered defined...
The art of getting hammered is the ability to go otherworldly and near amnesia but remain dominant and in control. It's a very fine line!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: The art of getting hammered defined...
Of course, the noble sacrifice for finding that line is having to cross it a few times.
Maybe more than a few.
Maybe more than a few.
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Precious wisdom.
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Re: The art of getting hammered defined...
The edge. This invites exploration, you men.
Grab your bottles and your towel and your daft helmets. The future awaits!
*chug*
Grab your bottles and your towel and your daft helmets. The future awaits!
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Re: The art of getting hammered defined...
Fixed that for you, assuming you meant thistdcwillies wrote:The edge. This invites exploration, you men.
Grab your bottles and your towel and your draft helmets. The future awaits!
*chug*
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HA!Patchez wrote:Fixed that for you, assuming you meant thistdcwillies wrote:The edge. This invites exploration, you men.
Grab your bottles and your towel and your draft helmets. The future awaits!
*chug*
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Re: The art of getting hammered defined...
Thank you for the entertainment!tdcwillies wrote:HA!Patchez wrote:Fixed that for you, assuming you meant thistdcwillies wrote:The edge. This invites exploration, you men.
Grab your bottles and your towel and your draft helmets. The future awaits!
*chug*
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Re: The art of getting hammered defined...
Well, I write some of my most interesting stuff after drinking a bottle or so. And yeah, when I read it in the cold, harsh morning, with nothing on my breath but toothpaste, it is interesting/funny. After reading it, of course, I pour some Makers over my Raisin Bran and go to it again.
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Re: The art of getting hammered defined...
Strange, I always thought the whole gist of this concept was to drink oneself unconscious.
Oh well, my head will hit the table in about two hours and it's barely noon, yet it is also Saturday and I ain't got shit to do.
Oh well, my head will hit the table in about two hours and it's barely noon, yet it is also Saturday and I ain't got shit to do.
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Re: The art of getting hammered defined...
There you are practicing the art. It's even better when you got more than one day clear with no commitments. Nothing worse than a hangover an unfulfilled commitments.Bur wrote:Strange, I always thought the whole gist of this concept was to drink oneself unconscious.
Oh well, my head will hit the table in about two hours and it's barely noon, yet it is also Saturday and I ain't got shit to do.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.