Things You Should and Should Not Do When Drunk

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Re: Things You Should and Should Not Do When Drunk

Post by Patchez » Sun Nov 17, 2013 4:00 am

Dear Booze wrote:Okay, here are a few things that I really feel need to be done (at least once) while loaded... and a few things that should be avoided. You're welcome.

6. Don't shave your pubes
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Re: Things You Should and Should Not Do When Drunk

Post by Wolfcoat » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:57 am

Similar to the street/glass combo, add altitude by tossing empties off of a parking garage. They are really glittery and sound nice from 6 stories up. (if this is a congested urban area, have a way out...or you get chased by the cops...ask me how I know). We threw all sortsa stuff off that damn garage on return trips - a whole 2 day old pizza (very frizbee like), a lit vodka soaked watermelon (hoping for Molotov, but it pretty much went out on impact), full cans of beer, 2 liters filled with water and toilet paper (shaken, not stirred, biggest spitball evar). etc.

Don't handle firearms. Yours or anyone elses. If firearms are handled, Get outta there. If it is your place, kick the bum out.

No knife fighting....drunks bleed a lot.

No tats. You bleed a lot, and who knows what you'll end up with....but it will be permanent.

Axe throwing is really quite fun!

Fire jumping is fun, but wear close-toed shoes that won't melt.
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Re: Things You Should and Should Not Do When Drunk

Post by Dear Booze » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:31 pm

Wolfcoat wrote:Similar to the street/glass combo, add altitude by tossing empties off of a parking garage. They are really glittery and sound nice from 6 stories up. (if this is a congested urban area, have a way out...or you get chased by the cops...ask me how I know). We threw all sortsa stuff off that damn garage on return trips - a whole 2 day old pizza (very frizbee like), a lit vodka soaked watermelon (hoping for Molotov, but it pretty much went out on impact), full cans of beer, 2 liters filled with water and toilet paper (shaken, not stirred, biggest spitball evar). etc.
I've had lots of fun throwing things off of parking structures too.

By the way, bowling balls don't bounce the way you think they would. And old tube-style televisions make a really loud pop.
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Re: Things You Should and Should Not Do When Drunk

Post by General E. Fubar » Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:23 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Wolfcoat wrote:Similar to the street/glass combo, add altitude by tossing empties off of a parking garage. They are really glittery and sound nice from 6 stories up. (if this is a congested urban area, have a way out...or you get chased by the cops...ask me how I know). We threw all sortsa stuff off that damn garage on return trips - a whole 2 day old pizza (very frizbee like), a lit vodka soaked watermelon (hoping for Molotov, but it pretty much went out on impact), full cans of beer, 2 liters filled with water and toilet paper (shaken, not stirred, biggest spitball evar). etc.
I've had lots of fun throwing things off of parking structures too.

By the way, bowling balls don't bounce the way you think they would. And old tube-style televisions make a really loud pop.

And the great sport of the bum toss... don't get me started. oh ... good times!
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Re: Things You Should and Should Not Do When Drunk

Post by Dear Booze » Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:55 pm

Do not attempt to use a debit card with a pin number involved. fuck.

related, don't try to call your bank to fix shit after you are locked out fro. using your card.

also related, always carry cash.
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Re: Things You Should and Should Not Do When Drunk

Post by oettinger » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:53 pm

Cash a hammer and a screwdriver, always carry.
And a flask
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Re: Things You Should and Should Not Do When Drunk

Post by Nausea » Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:42 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:55 pm
related, don't try to call your bank to fix shit after you are locked out fro. using your card.
Similarly, don't change any passwords, or update your password hints.

There's no telling what will seem natural and easy to remember when drunk.

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Re: Things You Should and Should Not Do When Drunk

Post by Nausea » Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:45 pm

Things you should do when drunk: DANCE PARTAY! Anywhere, everywhere -- always.

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Re: Things You Should and Should Not Do When Drunk

Post by oettinger » Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:14 pm

Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:42 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:55 pm
related, don't try to call your bank to fix shit after you are locked out fro. using your card.
Similarly, don't change any passwords, or update your password hints.

There's no telling what will seem natural and easy to remember when drunk.
Fucking true
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Re: Things You Should and Should Not Do When Drunk

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:04 am

oettinger wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:53 pm
Cash a hammer and a screwdriver, always carry.
And a flask
Yeah we all need to walk around wearing tool belts armed with hammers, screwdrivers, and flasks. And binoculars. And a lock-picking kit. And maybe a little pouch for snacks like Chex Mix.
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Re: Things You Should and Should Not Do When Drunk

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:07 am

Patchez wrote:
Sun Nov 17, 2013 4:00 am
Dear Booze wrote:Okay, here are a few things that I really feel need to be done (at least once) while loaded... and a few things that should be avoided. You're welcome.

6. Don't shave your pubes
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Re: Things You Should and Should Not Do When Drunk

Post by Dear Booze » Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:13 am

Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:55 pm
Do not attempt to use a debit card with a pin number involved. fuck.

related, don't try to call your bank to fix shit after you are locked out fro. using your card.

also related, always carry cash.
Also related, don't refer to your telephone banking representative as "Fuckface", especially while speaking with him on the phone.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: Things You Should and Should Not Do When Drunk

Post by buzzsaw » Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:03 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:13 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:55 pm
Do not attempt to use a debit card with a pin number involved. fuck.

related, don't try to call your bank to fix shit after you are locked out fro. using your card.

also related, always carry cash.
Also related, don't refer to your telephone banking representative as "Fuckface", especially while speaking with him on the phone.
in the same vein, don't call the cable company representative a "bitch" when working out the bill

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Re: Things You Should and Should Not Do When Drunk

Post by scream ale » Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:56 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:13 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:55 pm
Do not attempt to use a debit card with a pin number involved. fuck.

related, don't try to call your bank to fix shit after you are locked out fro. using your card.

also related, always carry cash.
Also related, don't refer to your telephone banking representative as "Fuckface", especially while speaking with him on the phone.
Be honest, he probably deserved it.
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Re: Things You Should and Should Not Do When Drunk

Post by oettinger » Sat Mar 09, 2019 3:18 pm

There should be a venting hotline.

One buck an hour, you`ll get rich being shouted at 12 hours a day. Or even better, with your first money: hire an asian/indian answering machine person
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