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Zog wrote:... I'm not racist but ...
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Some years ago, my wonderful dentist (working in a terrible "credit dentistry" shop) was from Israel. The reason he was working in that crap dental clinic was because he came from a foreign country. As soon as he satisfied whatever regs we have, he left, and went to Loma Linda, where I am sure he is doing superbly, and has boatloads of satisfied patients.
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Savage wrote:Some years ago, my wonderful dentist (working in a terrible "credit dentistry" shop) was from Israel. The reason he was working in that crap dental clinic was because he came from a foreign country. As soon as he satisfied whatever regs we have, he left, and went to Loma Linda, where I am sure he is doing superbly, and has boatloads of satisfied patients.
Ahhh.

Cuba.


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Savage wrote:...As soon as he satisfied whatever regs we have, he left, and went to Loma Linda, where I am sure he is doing superbly, and has boatloads of satisfied patients.
As long as they're Seventh Day Adventists.
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I googled that place too.

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DRINK?


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They do not drink or smoke or eat fast food hamburgers. They got me two out of three.
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mistah willies wrote:I googled that place too.
Loma Linda isn't a place... it's a thing.
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No, the Loma Lindyans are very religious Christians, and they believe in the whole health food keep the body clean kind of thing. I respect that, but I am still going to toss down alcohol, so they will probably shun me. They are totally cool though, and save little kids from cancer, and that sort of thing. Ooh rah to Loma Linda medical center. Yay!
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Savage wrote:No, the Loma Lindyans are very religious Christians...
It could be worse. It they could be The Wee Free Men*!



*And that Wikipedia article doesn't come anywhere near describing how seriously nutty The Wee Frees really are...
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Palinka wrote:
Savage wrote:No, the Loma Lindyans are very religious Christians...
It could be worse. It they could be The Wee Free Men*!



*And that Wikipedia article doesn't come anywhere near describing how seriously nutty The Wee Frees really are...
I have no words. Yeppers, when I was nine, I had some strange... but no. Never that sort of thing.
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started my day mixing vodka and limoncello. way better than mixing booze with non-booze. very nice way to start the day indeed.

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Yerba mate, followed by two from the night before. Unless I'm not working.

Then it's a little more experimental, in the never ending quest to find the perfect pick-me-up.
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AntonArkydivich wrote:Yerba mate...
Ah, the legal herb. It will get you high. (Lady Savage, take note. No need for toxic fumes.)

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Ahhh. February 2. Groundhog Day. If I walk outside and see my shadow, it's six more hours of drinking.
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Dear Booze wrote:Ahhh. February 2. Groundhog Day. If I walk outside and see my shadow, it's six more hours of drinking.
I hope for six lifetimes, but I'm not trying to up on you. This is merely my first time around on this tiny blue marble. I've been released form hell, you know

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