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mistah willies wrote:This is merely my first time around on this tiny blue marble.
We at the NSA have other information.
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booznik wrote:
mistah willies wrote:This is merely my first time around on this tiny blue marble.
We at the NSA have other information.
Go grab him before he hits BBQ-headquarters and is gone forever!
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oettinger wrote:
booznik wrote:
mistah willies wrote:This is merely my first time around on this tiny blue marble.
We at the NSA have other information.
Go grab him before he hits BBQ-headquarters and is gone forever!
You guessed correctly. According to our records, the first time around, there was a clerical error. Willies married a grill.

Second time around he married a girl, but side-effects appear to linger.
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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booznik wrote:
You guessed correctly. According to our records, the first time around, there was a clerical error. Willies married a grill.

Second time around he married a girl, but side-effects appear to linger.
And on third try he finally manages to say yes to the kraken bottle
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I start with coffee and a sandwich, I don't actually drink until after work. And I have the mother of a nose, before I start drinking on any given day I can smell anyone who has had a single drink that day, or the night before. which makes me worry that some people can smell the night before on my breath at work.

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I don't start the day.

I continue the night.

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mistah willies wrote:I don't start the day.

I continue the night.
Now if that ain't a Drunkard quote right there, I don't know what is!
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Beer for breakfast, bourbon for lunch. Then, to shake things up, beer and bourbon for dinner. Sometimes as a special treat, I even have some food for dessert.
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A hangover, a fresh stiff from the morgue and whatever mind-altering substances that I may lay my hands upon.

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NYDingbat wrote: Now if that ain't a Drunkard quote right there, I don't know what is!
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mistah willies wrote:
NYDingbat wrote: Now if that ain't a Drunkard quote right there, I don't know what is!
Honored to know ya, me lovely
It's part of my signature now!
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Crimson wrote:which makes me worry that some people can smell the night before on my breath at work.
They can but I usually don`t give a fuck.
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NYDingbat wrote:
mistah willies wrote:I don't start the day.

I continue the night.
Now if that ain't a Drunkard quote right there, I don't know what is!
Yep. It's going into the All Star quotes.
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Irish coffees all the way. My biological father is VERY particular about them, and passed this down to me several times at the Irish pub in Soulard.

It's all about putting the Jameson and tablespoon of BROWN sugar in the bottom of your mug, heating it in the microwave for a few seconds (just enough so it doesn't cool your coffee), pouring in PIPING hot, STRONG coffee, then topping off with HOMEMADE whipped cream. Cool Whip is sacrilege.
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brandonman wrote:Irish coffees all the way. My biological father is VERY particular about them, and passed this down to me several times at the Irish pub in Soulard.

It's all about putting the Jameson and tablespoon of BROWN sugar in the bottom of your mug, heating it in the microwave for a few seconds (just enough so it doesn't cool your coffee), pouring in PIPING hot, STRONG coffee, then topping off with HOMEMADE whipped cream. Cool Whip is sacrilege.
That is how I make mine, brown sugar is a must.
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