starting the day
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Mr. Viking
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Re: starting the day
started today with orange juice because I had to MOT the car (UK roadworthyness test) It failed as my wreckless overloading (750kg in the boot of a family car) and approach to speed bumps has collapsed the rear suspension. I am drinking to the loss of mobility now
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This sucks I hope you recover somehowMr. Viking wrote:started today with orange juice because I had to MOT the car (UK roadworthyness test) It failed as my wreckless overloading (750kg in the boot of a family car) and approach to speed bumps has collapsed the rear suspension. I am drinking to the loss of mobility now
Drink!
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Mr. Viking
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Re: starting the day
yup, on the special brew now to compensate. Sadly my heavy working seems to have made me a pussy. Drunk already. Nearly passed out and was sick last weekend when friends came to visit. There has to be a better wayoettinger wrote:This sucks I hope you recover somehowMr. Viking wrote:started today with orange juice because I had to MOT the car (UK roadworthyness test) It failed as my wreckless overloading (750kg in the boot of a family car) and approach to speed bumps has collapsed the rear suspension. I am drinking to the loss of mobility now
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Mr. Viking wrote:Sadly my heavy working
At least you get money for it.
Save it, squander it later. With a vengeance!
Drink!
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Mr. Viking
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what is this money you speak of?oettinger wrote:Mr. Viking wrote:Sadly my heavy working
At least you get money for it.
Save it, squander it later. With a vengeance!
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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It comes in many shapes. I for example arranged my retirement provision kind of this way
Refund is way more solid than gold in these desolate times
Refund is way more solid than gold in these desolate times
Drink!
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I made a bloody mary with the items I received on the 2013 HBE. I'll be honest: it was hard to get down. I'd prefer brandy in my coffee or shots if bourbon. I appreciate the bloody mary, and very much appreciate the gift, I'm just finding it tough to drink tomato juice in the morning.
Going to happy hour and not drinking is like going to an orgy and masturbating. You just took a great idea and turned it into a circle jerk. -Sixpack595
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Savage
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What is this "start" that you speak of? I keep calm and carry on.
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"Calm" isn't quite the mot juste, dear Lady S...Savage wrote:What is this "start" that you speak of? I keep calm and carry on.
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Savage
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I start with calm, and escalate from there.
Just ask Grumpy.
Just ask Grumpy.
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AmericanDrinker
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Re: starting the day
At least a 2 shots of 2oz Everclear followed with whatever feels right at the moment (can't go wrong with water ever).Bluto wrote:How do you start your morning drunkening?
Screwdrivers? Bloody Marys? Shower beer? Perhaps a little Iris in your coffee? Perhaps a mimosa or fruity rum drink? Maybe a shot of tequila?
If you know you've got a full day or two of drinking how do you start? I'm curious...
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mmm...eyeball coffee...Bluto wrote: Perhaps a little Iris in your coffee?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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Savage
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Which goes better with cinnamon toast? Vodka and orange/grapefruit, or bourbon and milk? Unfortunately, cannot go to sleep, as the junk-hauler person is coming sometime this morning, to make our yard a little less redneck, by hauling away an old clothes dryer.
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Savage
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Thanks, crazy-looking bat-like creature. I'm on a tear where I cannot sleep no matter what, so I might as well go whole Petunia Pig and make it hot chocolate with the cinnamon toast. Whoopee! I live large!
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