Dennis Rodman's North Korean Vodka
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Dennis Rodman's North Korean Vodka
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Re: Dennis Rodman's North Korean Vodka
I think only 0,015 pecent of the north korean population are able to afford it. Are they planing on selling it to us? Were do the profits go? Rodman allegedly is broke, their nuklear armageddon plans need a serious shot in arm too I think
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Re: Dennis Rodman's North Korean Vodka
oettinger, it would make one feel rich to drink this odd liquid. Or buy it and keep it to sell later and make a huge profit after the further downfall of both Denis and Jong. Maybe the 1% is already doing this?
Fuck them, I would drink it if it was in the house, not save it
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Fuck them, I would drink it if it was in the house, not save it
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Re: Dennis Rodman's North Korean Vodka
Probably explains why young Kim is looking so Il...
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Re: Dennis Rodman's North Korean Vodka
This is why the internet was created by Al Gore's mom...Palinka wrote:Probably explains why young Kim is looking so Il...
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Re: Dennis Rodman's North Korean Vodka
Rodman has always been an exhibitionist attention whore, emphasis put on the WHORE. He prolly spent all his duckets on lipstick and bath salts, and now he's getting turned out by the North Koreans like a half penny lot lizard. Good for him.
I'm a booze explorer, and I wouldn't touch this swill if it were the last bottle on earth.
I'm a booze explorer, and I wouldn't touch this swill if it were the last bottle on earth.
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Re: Dennis Rodman's North Korean Vodka
Even if a choice between nail polish remover and ch2o and that Ill Jong?
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Ok ok, I'll see if I go blind first
You a classier Drunkard than the likes of me.
Cheers, young man.
We drink from this here cup.
You first
Ok ok, I'll see if I go blind first
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Re: Dennis Rodman's North Korean Vodka
Aw shit... I'm ashamed to admit that I would drink that.
Re: Dennis Rodman's North Korean Vodka
At least he was different. A drunkard should acknowledge that! Wasted all his money on hooch and baby mamas they say. Should`ve gone the Charles Barkley route onto TV.
Btw Barkleys favorite drink when in germany is: Whitebeer or "Hefeweizen" with ... salt! Yeah disgusting I know, how could you ruin salt with that!!!
Btw Barkleys favorite drink when in germany is: Whitebeer or "Hefeweizen" with ... salt! Yeah disgusting I know, how could you ruin salt with that!!!
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Re: Dennis Rodman's North Korean Vodka
sloweducation wrote:This is why the internet was created by Al Gore's mom...Palinka wrote:Probably explains why young Kim is looking so Il...
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Re: Dennis Rodman's North Korean Vodka
A bit old, but this thread compels me.
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Re: Dennis Rodman's North Korean Vodka
Years ago (single malt fans will spot this due to the old Highland Park logo), a friend challenged me to create a whisky sandwich.oettinger wrote:booznik, I love your avi! Very hungry today?
Challenge accepted.
Thankfully, I was not sloshed enough to try eating it. Chipped teeth are expensive.
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
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