mistah willies wrote:We gonna hit the store now. BRB
A lawyer told me that if you hit the store, you should immediately chug a fifth of Jäger before the cops arrive and the paramedics pull you out of your car.
I think he doesn't like me and wants me to go to jail.
The bollard was invented to keep people from hitting the store. True fact.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
mistah willies wrote:We gonna hit the store now. BRB
A lawyer told me that if you hit the store, you should immediately chug a fifth of Jäger before the cops arrive and the paramedics pull you out of your car.
I think he doesn't like me and wants me to go to jail.
The bollard was invented to keep people from hitting the store. True fact.
oettinger wrote:Oh my dear beer, post of the week right here!
Thank you, thank you. However, I cannot possibly accept this award without expressing my true thanks to all those who made that post possible. Although one of them is no longer with us, his life cut short by being emptied within the space of 10 minutes, I would like to thank Mr Bigass Beers 1, 2, and 3 for their dedicated work and valuable advice.
You got any munchies stashed in this podium?
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
oettinger wrote:Oh my dear beer, post of the week right here!
Thank you, thank you. However, I cannot possibly accept this award without expressing my true thanks to all those who made that post possible. Although one of them is no longer with us, his life cut short by being emptied within the space of 10 minutes, I would like to thank Mr Bigass Beers 1, 2, and 3 for their dedicated work and valuable advice.
You got any munchies stashed in this podium?
Those were some big guns!
Now for little 12 oz pounders of cheap 'Murrican brewskies that has water and tastes like it. not shit, not piss. No flavor.
But the bender is a loooong sail, not a get rich quick scheme.
mistah willies wrote:Now for some dark and spicy rum.
Avast!
The big guns have all been fired. The congregation will now rise, and drink. Let us Kraken.
Amen.
Which way's the floor gone, because it was on the bottom a minute ago. I tell you, floor, don't mess with me. I am King Penguin.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
mistah willies wrote:Arrr, time for the grilling of the chops. What a fight to get them damned and tasty things in my bag. Now to get them in my mouth.
DRINK!
brb mateys
I've run this by several lawyers, and they all agree that grilling of chops is both legal and delicious, as long as you don't live in an area that is under Vegan Sharia Law.
So no worries.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
