Sometimes, I feel like I'm sliding off the earth.

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Take it this way: the world is sliding underneath you, doesn`t matter... it comes right back, cause it shall be round for this session, and damn I`ve seen that fucker before!
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You know I nearly do not even care if we elect a teddy bear in replacement of the Brown menace. He was an ass in the old days, he is an ass in the todays, and really, it is time for a change. Perhaps we need to elect Marvin, the paranoid android. Life? Don't talk to me about life.
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I had a dog and a small dolphin, no teddy. Since then life sucked/was great all time. Another plush toy might have changed history though

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Today, I'd almost vote for Maru. Politics have gone so bad.
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Savage wrote:Today, I'd almost vote for Maru. Politics have gone so bad.
Nauru? You better do, their invasion is planned, make up with your new leaders.
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Please lighten up your conversation, dear Lady S., lest this exchange be moved to PWoB.
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Palinka wrote:Please lighten up your conversation, dear Lady S., lest this exchange be moved to PWoB.
1. Maru, the cat. I don't know that other guy.

2. Old man, Palinka, seriously? I don't know what PWoB is, but it sounds like you are threatening me. WTF? What the heck did I say that set off your freakout-o-meter? Did I type the secret word, or what? I'm not even going to PM you, because I am pissed off.
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Savage wrote:...I don't know what PWoB is...
No threat is ever implied when it comes to you, dear Lady S. As you know, I hold you in the highest esteem. All I was doing was pointing out that your conversation was getting to the stage where it would be more properly held in the Politics forum (which is often referred to as PWoB) and hoping, thereby, to inject a little levity into the proceedings.
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Palinka wrote:
Savage wrote:...I don't know what PWoB is...
No threat is ever implied when it comes to you, dear Lady S. As you know, I hold you in the highest esteem. All I was doing was pointing out that your conversation was getting to the stage where it would be more properly held in the Politics forum (which is often referred to as PWoB) and hoping, thereby, to inject a little levity into the proceedings.
Oh, poo, it has come to this? Politics are that tender a subject? I was non-specific, and was fresh from the polls. Okay-doke. No Poly stuff.
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No joke. I feel like this right now.

Life does that shit to you.

Falling Off The Edge Of The World

God dammit.

The reasons why I feel this way are multispecific, but, (sh)it happens.

I need a drink, so I'm getting one now.

I'm out of bourbon, so the wine will be brandy tonight. That'll work, considering brandy is distilled wine.
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Ok, Dr. Greenthumb en Español has lifted my spirits. Feeling better now, and more booze is helping.
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This might help ole chap.

Sometimes, a man has to endure great depths in order to properly ascertain the heights he can achieve...


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ARRRRR







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You bastards!!! Why was I not told about this!!!!

http://claypoolcellars.com/

I would have told you!!! Heck, I would have SHARED this with you while spinning "Over the Falls" on an endless loop...

But NOOOoooooo... Just have to keep such a thing to yourself. Fine. I see how this is going to be...

*sob*

Or, you know... Whatever. It's cool.

I've read a few of the reviews on Les' wines and they seem to stand up to being more than just name recognition. It appears to be a well crafted line of vino from one of the world's premier weirdo/bassists...

I must try this...
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Les is certainly original. But this new version of Jerry is catchy as hell.




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Or the carpet, as the case may be.

If you're on linoleum, you're screwed.
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