Palinka wrote:All well and good but let us now return to the original topic and try to help Dear Lady S. out, please.
Thank you.
Your friendly neighbourhood moderator.
Wait, like, what? I started this thread? Pardon me. (that's what I told the judge)
What wine goes with I'm online and plowed at the same time as Savage? That never happens, ever.
Bourbon and beer will have to do. Sorry wine, you'll sit this one out.
I'm affixed to the earth for now, but I might slide off later.
This planet spins so fast. Slow down, would you. What's the hurry.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Savage wrote:I am not even close to being, as you say, plowed. I am just a fraction above happy.
A toast: May you stay above happy, Milady.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Savage wrote:I am not even close to being, as you say, plowed. I am just a fraction above happy.
Out of bourbon, eh?
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
Savage wrote:Well bless gawd, I found the emergency bourbon. All is well in the big pink pile of stucco.
Kinda settles it then. Bourbon is the wine that goes with "I don't know what the f*** is happening?".
I'll drink to that.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Couldn't sleep last night. It's one in the morning now. But by golly, I got my Disneyland cd, waiting for the ncred Dick Dale Space Mountain track. I got bourbon. I got a sweet old guy sleeping in the next room. And I got the internets. So I'm good. And I do refuse to die. I do refuse to give up. And I do refuse to vote for Jerry Brown, because he is a butthead.
Savage wrote:Couldn't sleep last night. It's one in the morning now. But by golly, I got my Disneyland cd, waiting for the ncred Dick Dale Space Mountain track. I got bourbon. I got a sweet old guy sleeping in the next room. And I got the internets. So I'm good. And I do refuse to die. I do refuse to give up. And I do refuse to vote for Jerry Brown, because he is a butthead.
California Uber Alles. Yes, he is.
I have to admit, this is the first election since I registered to vote where I just didn't vote. Couldn't be fucked. What wine goes with total political cynicism and apathy?
Hopefully I'll regain my civic pride for the next one, or they'll de-register me.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Savage wrote:Well bless gawd, I found the emergency bourbon. All is well in the big pink pile of stucco.
Kinda settles it then. Bourbon is the wine that goes with "I don't know what the f*** is happening?".
I'll drink to that.
Bourbon is a mighty fine wine indeed when it's either the Island or the cliff or the falls.
I always get them falls, now and then, like this mighty Drunkard.
Gawdayam, son
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett ^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
No! No! Booznik, you must never not vote. Whenever I get lazy, and think of skipping one of the small elections or primaries, I remember my long dead sisters, who marched and died (yes, died--google it) for the right to vote.
Savage wrote:No! No! Booznik, you must never not vote. Whenever I get lazy, and think of skipping one of the small elections or primaries, I remember my long dead sisters, who marched and died (yes, died--google it) for the right to vote.
This is the good and proper advice, and there is no arguing with it.
mistah willies wrote:Yes indeed. Plus, if you don't vote, then you have no right to complain about the results.
Quite, and it wouldn't be proper for me to banned from our National Pastime.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
