Survival ain't easy

[Maj]

The art of getting hammered is only relevant if you can survive the night. I don't need to tell you that the number one cause of death among drunks all over the world is aspiration of vomit. I routinely save myself at least once or twice a year, sometime more. The key is to wake up and cough it up. Then breathe. Don't panic. Breateh out a little, then breathe in deep and cough out a lung until you appreciate life. Eat six to eight tums or Rolaids, take Nexium if you have it , then blame the nachos, spaghetti, pizza, or whatever else you ate before going to bed. Remember, it's never the liquor's fault. You have a medical condition. Try and make love to whoever is next to you for recovery purposes. Just don't kiss them on the mouth. Your breath is nasty.

[oettinger]

Luckily this never happened to me, ever. Dodged a bullet, don`t know.

Pissed myself sometimes back in the day, but drowning in your own urine? Nah!

And no shit so far.

[JimLahey]

Great post Rick.
Been years since I hurled from boozing. I'm too cheap I guess.

[Maj]

Great post Rick.
Been years since I hurled from boozing. I'm too cheap I guess.

Why would you hurl from liquor? You are the liquor. You pissed yourself many a time though.