Cruise booze or How to Smuggle the Good Stuff Onboard

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Cruise booze or How to Smuggle the Good Stuff Onboard

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As some may know I went on a cruise to the Bahamas recently. I loathed the thought of being trapped onboard with only their pricey booze. I found out that you are allowed to bring a bottle of wine per adult of drinking age. Well ok. This should be easy. As a homebrewer of beer and mead I have a bottle corker. I ran and got 4 bottles of cheap wine and emptied them.

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Then I stripped the cap wrapper off.

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I refilled the white wine bottles with half and half 'shine and peach schnapps. The red got filled with Kraken.

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Recorked.

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Then resealed with seals bought at the local home brew shop. They shrink up with a hair dryer. Before hair dryer application.

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After.

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This was successful all the way around. Plenty of cheap booze for the trip and the "man" was none the wiser.
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That is brilliant!
Cheers and thank you for your service.

Also, it looks as though you drink an inordinate amount of Pepsi products.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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That was stocks for the trip as well.
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Just glorious, the drunk man is still the greatest innovator. No matter the obstacle a drunk knows the tricks, thanks a lot for this editorial
Drink!
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Injunuity, to be expected from the likes of ye, but this surpasses the mark

Bravery: off the charted map, for boldly smu--- err, snugging with victory against the corporate greed of them hostage-takers upon the sea!



Kraken.

Amen. You are a true Pirate, indeed.


Damn fine report, Hirsute Man

Damn fine.

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