As some may know I went on a cruise to the Bahamas recently. I loathed the thought of being trapped onboard with only their pricey booze. I found out that you are allowed to bring a bottle of wine per adult of drinking age. Well ok. This should be easy. As a homebrewer of beer and mead I have a bottle corker. I ran and got 4 bottles of cheap wine and emptied them.
Then I stripped the cap wrapper off.
I refilled the white wine bottles with half and half 'shine and peach schnapps. The red got filled with Kraken.
Recorked.
Then resealed with seals bought at the local home brew shop. They shrink up with a hair dryer. Before hair dryer application.
After.
This was successful all the way around. Plenty of cheap booze for the trip and the "man" was none the wiser.
Cruise booze or How to Smuggle the Good Stuff Onboard
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Cruise booze or How to Smuggle the Good Stuff Onboard
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Re: Cruise booze or How to Smuggle the Good Stuff Onboard
That is brilliant!
Cheers and thank you for your service.
Also, it looks as though you drink an inordinate amount of Pepsi products.
Cheers and thank you for your service.
Also, it looks as though you drink an inordinate amount of Pepsi products.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: Cruise booze or How to Smuggle the Good Stuff Onboard
That was stocks for the trip as well.
P.S. Chat is on.
P.S. Chat is on.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Cruise booze or How to Smuggle the Good Stuff Onboard
Just glorious, the drunk man is still the greatest innovator. No matter the obstacle a drunk knows the tricks, thanks a lot for this editorial
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Re: Cruise booze or How to Smuggle the Good Stuff Onboard
Injunuity, to be expected from the likes of ye, but this surpasses the mark
Bravery: off the charted map, for boldly smu--- err, snugging with victory against the corporate greed of them hostage-takers upon the sea!
Kraken.
Amen. You are a true Pirate, indeed.
Damn fine report, Hirsute Man
Damn fine.
Bravery: off the charted map, for boldly smu--- err, snugging with victory against the corporate greed of them hostage-takers upon the sea!
Kraken.
Amen. You are a true Pirate, indeed.
Damn fine report, Hirsute Man
Damn fine.