GIIIIIIN!!!!oettinger wrote:This is the ultimate outburst of violence, the chasist boys are in on a brutally liquid attack on DearBooze`s virgin bottle of gin.
CHARGE!
Drunkard Rumble
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Re: Drunkard Rumble
CHARGE!
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Re: Drunkard Rumble
booznik wrote:GIIIIIIN!!!!oettinger wrote:This is the ultimate outburst of violence, the chasist boys are in on a brutally liquid attack on DearBooze`s virgin bottle of gin.
CHARGE!
KHAN!!!!
Re: Drunkard Rumble
Gasping for straws the anouncer finds a nice bottle of schnaps lying in front of his blurry visioned eyes, goes for it and: kick to the face! Patchez smelled it first, the only thing possible now is anOettinger Mash made with scattered brains
Well done P but BF is tying you up with a spare tire while drinking the schnaps, finding some straws and soaking up the oettinger mashe`s brain!
Dick! wow Balding wow!
Well done P but BF is tying you up with a spare tire while drinking the schnaps, finding some straws and soaking up the oettinger mashe`s brain!
Dick! wow Balding wow!
Drink!
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Dear Booze charges in, yelling
Who is stealing my GIN!
*kicks Dick in the Bald head and smiles over his Martini, unspilt*
says,
*Who's next?*
Who is stealing my GIN!
*kicks Dick in the Bald head and smiles over his Martini, unspilt*
says,
*Who's next?*
Re: Drunkard Rumble
No human body can take this torture, absorb this much alcohol and still spell, Dick
Dingbat and Savage are working their charms again to enter an entirely new hooch pouring earth wonder: The Gin soaked gril.
You can see them men trembling in fear, their drinks are in jepordy. And flying kicks she enters, only held off by a wall of stiffs, Dick back to you.
Balding, were are not even at Santa rox the co..s stage and are witnessing one of the greatest drunken rumbles of MDM day.
Dingbat and Savage are working their charms again to enter an entirely new hooch pouring earth wonder: The Gin soaked gril.
You can see them men trembling in fear, their drinks are in jepordy. And flying kicks she enters, only held off by a wall of stiffs, Dick back to you.
Balding, were are not even at Santa rox the co..s stage and are witnessing one of the greatest drunken rumbles of MDM day.
Drink!
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Re: Drunkard Rumble
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: Drunkard Rumble
What a fight that was Balding, the morning after it looks even more brutal.
Most competitors are well hung over the railing. No one is calling for coffee and donuts though, these brave people are still looking for drinks.
The not so super anymore astro dome lost it`s roofing, the smell is obscene, not sure who really won I can tell you nobody lost.
I am told the stamp club is scheduled to enter this place at 3 pm, so hurry up collect what has any worth left and prepare for next months "Shodown at chugging hill"
Most competitors are well hung over the railing. No one is calling for coffee and donuts though, these brave people are still looking for drinks.
The not so super anymore astro dome lost it`s roofing, the smell is obscene, not sure who really won I can tell you nobody lost.
I am told the stamp club is scheduled to enter this place at 3 pm, so hurry up collect what has any worth left and prepare for next months "Shodown at chugging hill"
Drink!
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Now that late afternoon is approaching the clearance is still going on, I lost my wristwatch somewhere in there
Still, good job drunks! Cheers
Still, good job drunks! Cheers
Drink!
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Nevermind, oettinger. You can take the empties back for the deposit.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: Drunkard Rumble
Here you go...Dear Booze wrote:Well, shit! This is making me thirsty!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: Drunkard Rumble
If we all get along too well...Dear Booze wrote:Can't we all just get along?
The Morlocks win.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Re: Drunkard Rumble
The Drys view us as fodder and food for discussion behind our backs, seeking to undermine us all.
Fuck dem Drys
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Fuck dem Drys
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Ha! Maybe a "Drunkards vs Drys rumble" should be done in here. Let me get in the "mood"mistah willies wrote:The Drys view us as fodder and food for discussion behind our backs, seeking to undermine us all.
Fuck dem Drys
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Drink!