Be honest,
Q: Do you drink alcohol?
A: Sir, I can`t remember having been drunk last night, mark my words (put a comma behind "remember" and it`s becoming a whole new sentence)
Don`t be too smartassed,
Q: How do you picture the rest of your life?
A: Picture, what picture? ... ah, now I get it, yes ma'am I will rest my life
But don`t be to shy also:
Q: welcome on board, would you please sign this contract now
A: Alright buttfucker, I don`t know what peehole you and your children were spit out of but I won`t sign that federal deaththreat even if my slobby wife`s life was attached to it, scumbag. Where there`s no blood, no beer on a sheet of paper there is no contract, got that, toilet-face?! While kicking your dog in front of the running bus I will throw up laughing, in the meantime my uncle will fu...
Q: You can drink on the job
A: Ah ok, cool. Signed
The Q and A of drunk application
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Re: The Q and A of drunk application
Holy what the
Heheheee!
Dawdayam, you're fucking hired
Because I don't want to make you angry
Plus, about the federal deaththreat,
me too
Heheheee!
Dawdayam, you're fucking hired
Because I don't want to make you angry
Plus, about the federal deaththreat,
me too
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze