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I Drink!

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I Drink.

Then I Drink some more......
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Then I drink more

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Good choice. I'll join you and welcome aboard.
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Patchez wrote:Good choice. I'll join you and welcome aboard.
Buy us a drink, new guy…then we can all be pals.
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I drink. I drank. I drunk...

We drink. She drank. They also drunk...
<insert something profound here>

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Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:I drink. I drank. I drunk...

We drink. She drank. They also drunk...
Soberous people, do you want to speak drunkard? Of course you do. Learn now from the convenience of your living room. Order now from Rev. Dead Corpse. Available on cassette or LP.
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booznik wrote:
Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:I drink. I drank. I drunk...

We drink. She drank. They also drunk...
Soberous people, do you want to speak drunkard? Of course you do. Learn now from the convenience of your living room. Order now from Rev. Dead Corpse. Available on cassette or LP.
Or get the video on Beta Max.
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Combination wax recording cylinder and shotglass...

Now for only six easy payments of only $29.99 each. Act now and receive a free set of ground sloth toe-nail clippings at no additional charge!
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I just realized im an alcoholic. I dont know whether to congratulate myself on a job well done or feel sorry for myself. In any case, i will keep on drinking. Booze just makes life more fun. I love drinking beer but if i have vodka or whiskey available i will drink that instead. Hits you faster. Just four days to christmas, i wish you all a merry christmas and a drunken new year!

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Finn wrote:I just realized im an alcoholic. I dont know whether to congratulate myself on a job well done or feel sorry for myself. In any case, i will keep on drinking. Booze just makes life more fun. I love drinking beer but if i have vodka or whiskey available i will drink that instead. Hits you faster. Just four days to christmas, i wish you all a merry christmas and a drunken new year!
Realized that many years ago and am loving and embracing it. Only feel sorry for myself when I don`t drink and join you guys, may it be on the board or on the mental someone somewhere is drinking with me around the world type of thinking. Christmas sucks but merry anyways.
New years eve also sucks but thank you and best wishes.
Drink!
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Thank you Oettinger. Sorry to hear you think christmas and new years sucks. I hope you can have a good time anyways. But hey, with booze anytime is a good time! :)

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AlcoHOHOHO

Happy Alcoholidaze.


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mistah willies wrote:AlcoHOHOHO
The effort put into that was spectacular.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur

"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow

"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies

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booznik wrote:
mistah willies wrote:AlcoHOHOHO
The effort put into that was spectacular.
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You're the one who put the X in Happy X-Mess




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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze

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