99 cans of beer on the wall...

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99 cans of beer on the wall...

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Ladies and gentlemen, the 99-pack.

Silly, but cool!
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Re: 99 cans of beer on the wall...

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SIlly?

Practical more like. When my brother and I go to the shop we come out with so many of those silly little 10 packs. This is what we're crying out for
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Re: 99 cans of beer on the wall...

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Mr. Viking wrote:SIlly?

Practical more like. When my brother and I go to the shop we come out with so many of those silly little 10 packs. This is what we're crying out for
Silly because it's too bulky at that size. They should do 30-packs on a regular basis instead, like the megabreweries do.
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Re: 99 cans of beer on the wall...

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yes, the annoying thing with 99 is that it cannot be formed efficiently into a geometric shape, without inneficient use of space. These guys will be kicking themselves if they try and ship their 99 packs in bulk, even when they try and reconfigure the silly long box. 96 would be much better, could form a nice neat cuboid. 99 could be done, but those suckers will have to be packed by hand unless they spend a load of money modifying one of their boxing machines.

Certainly wouildn't work over here where cans are shrink wrapped in plastic
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Re: 99 cans of beer on the wall...

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Huh. Ask that screwball dude.


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"Hey folks, guess what I'll be doing tonight! Duck your heads as I walk out the store, and then drive this back home, straight up! Some of you will lose power from the sight of it, or from the witness of my intention to drink this whole thing, or them power-lines overhead, along the way back..."

Yeee fuckin haw and amen for making a pole of a purchase


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