To water or no water

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To water or no water

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In a recent Vegas post I read about a glass of water by your side to have.
Days before, in a drunken skype I was told to do the same, have one during drinks and such.
When I`m drunk the last thing I can think of is water, maybe that stuff you clean my vomit up with, but that is really stretching the term.
The sweet taste of it is almost as biting my tongue as an unfiltered russian vodka is.
The taste after a cold beer I don`t have to tell you...

So how to go on with this?
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water, like most things, is good in moderation. I usually drink it in the afternoon, or when I'm told I have to
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Water is the beer

wait, beer is the vater th

father

beer make syou go farther.

Yes.

hats it.

Water is in the toilet bowll,
where my dog likes to drink

he liikes to make a show of it

but that is where we shi

hey, fluch tahat toilet bowl


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Thats truth to me,

more rum to the wise one!
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Also to consider:
If I didn`t smoke
- 6 bucks a pack
- 5 packs a weekend
- 3 packs a working week
makes?
Right 8 X 6 a week 24 bucks
this are 4 kalyskaya vodak and some, alomst 5
still here I am coughing and without it 10 times even less cool

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Additional water in a beverage should only ever be of the frozen variety.

One notable exception would be absinthe.
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Never rule out the boost of an I.V. saline drip. Especially when on a real bender.
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I just used some vodka to "trim" down my mix
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On Arrakis, water is life.
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I mostly have Beer aside. If I have Beer left that is.
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Palinka wrote:Never rule out the boost of an I.V. saline drip. Especially when on a real bender.
I'm good at setting up I.V.'s. Mostly on myself in dire times.

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I drink tons and tons of water. Sure I forget sometimes when I'm in a real bender, but I never forget to take a bottle of water to bed with me at the very least.

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JimLahey wrote:I drink tons and tons of water. Sure I forget sometimes when I'm in a real bender, but I never forget to take a bottle of water to bed with me at the very least.
Same. There have been a few nights where I was out and got more sloshed than my mother knew when I'm staying at the parents' place, and she always asks me "Why do you have three giant glasses of water on your nightstand?"

I load up a shit load when I drink. I don't want to have to trek to the kitchen when I first wake up from thirst at 8am. I want to chug one of my glasses, then pass back out.
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brandonman wrote:
JimLahey wrote:I drink tons and tons of water. Sure I forget sometimes when I'm in a real bender, but I never forget to take a bottle of water to bed with me at the very least.
Same. There have been a few nights where I was out and got more sloshed than my mother knew when I'm staying at the parents' place, and she always asks me "Why do you have three giant glasses of water on your nightstand?"

I load up a shit load when I drink. I don't want to have to trek to the kitchen when I first wake up from thirst at 8am. I want to chug one of my glasses, then pass back out.
Exactly. That cold water is fucking delicious when you first wake up dry as a desert. And then back to sweet sleep.

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JimLahey wrote:
brandonman wrote:
JimLahey wrote:I drink tons and tons of water. Sure I forget sometimes when I'm in a real bender, but I never forget to take a bottle of water to bed with me at the very least.
Same. There have been a few nights where I was out and got more sloshed than my mother knew when I'm staying at the parents' place, and she always asks me "Why do you have three giant glasses of water on your nightstand?"

I load up a shit load when I drink. I don't want to have to trek to the kitchen when I first wake up from thirst at 8am. I want to chug one of my glasses, then pass back out.
Exactly. That cold water is fucking delicious when you first wake up dry as a desert. And then back to sweet sleep.
JimLahey wrote:
brandonman wrote:
JimLahey wrote:I drink tons and tons of water. Sure I forget sometimes when I'm in a real bender, but I never forget to take a bottle of water to bed with me at the very least.
Same. There have been a few nights where I was out and got more sloshed than my mother knew when I'm staying at the parents' place, and she always asks me "Why do you have three giant glasses of water on your nightstand?"

I load up a shit load when I drink. I don't want to have to trek to the kitchen when I first wake up from thirst at 8am. I want to chug one of my glasses, then pass back out.
Exactly. That cold water is fucking delicious when you first wake up dry as a desert. And then back to sweet sleep.
Ice water with ice!
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